Did I not wake up from sleep today?

Apparently SM churns out the groups like they do bad excuses. Easily and out of nowhere.

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^^Damn Krsytal, that is some beak. No wonder they gave you a mask for Juliette.

Words cannot fully describe what I thought of this video teaser… I was mostly thinking “WTF I’m on Krystal meth” (geddit?), and even if I was high why would I imagine an intro that sounds like another porn teaser (cough SNSDs Genie cough). SM seriously listen to some real music for once, watching porn does not constitute as “research”.


Watch it if you wanna go O_________O Youtube link here

Then there’s the opening where it looks like G-Dragon made a cameo as a pimp surrounded by his Hoes. Classy!! I’m guessing you were inspired by Jewelry’s latest irony theme. Then the music starts and on comes that bad dancing, one forward flip and a dark street in front of a theatre (which I’m guessing is their workplace).

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“Hey there soldier!”

I’m lost, really, cos I figured I would give SM some credit, and since they have NOONE PROMOTING right now, so they’re pretty much free (besides their legal department), they would make this something decent.

And um… two of them are 15, one is 15 and the others still 14?! Surely the whole prostitution theme is a little bit inappropriate…And plus, SNSD already have those grounds covered (Tell THEM your wish, not the minors).

I may be overreacting but whatever, a company like SM with their experience with the market and large production staff and marketing team should have made a better job with this.   Rather than make a member pretty much look and sound like a confused hermaphrodite surrounded by leather clad ladies. And the dancing is so much of a SHINee rip off, recycling, nice. While SHINee can dance these girls can…. do what exactly? Lacha tata?

Even though the first impression was a disaster, I’m still going to give these girls a chance. Ahh right their called f(x) (에프엑스), as in fox or fix or whatever it’s hard to care with that monstrosity of a teaser debut.

For those who do care, Victoria Song (1987):
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She seems like the oldest, she has experience in both China and Korea as a CF model and featured in Super Junior Ms “U” and SHINees debut song “Noona is so Pretty”. And this Chinese lass is quite the pretty one.

Krystal Jung (1994):
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The one that’s pretty much has a lot of the spotlight right now, SNSDs Jessicas little sister. Also known as the “pretty one”, and the “scandal-less one” in the Jung Family.  No matter what, I see her as quite plain and the only thing that sticks out to me is her nose… It looks like it can poke someones eye out, sister should be careful when she’s dancing, or flailing her arms and legs wildly like they do in the teaser.

Sulli (1994):
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For the Child actress member, it’s quite interesting to see only this picture being spread around for the time being, expect to see more soon. But I can’t help but think of a sentence in an English Drama I once watched, “Oh dear I think he just sullied his pants”… :/ I may just think of that every time I see her now…

And the other two are oh so mysterious… Amber and Luna…
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^^ is that SHINees MinHo at the top left?

Asia Pop Dance Group!
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AHAHAHAH, getting far too ahead of yourselves darlings! A Chinese member or two doesn’t make you that well rounded, and to be a dance group I have to, at least, be impressed by their dance abilities.

I. am. so. sick. and. tired. of. girl. groups. WHY!?

But does this mean they’re going to ship SNSD somewhere else?  I vote China.  LOL.