And I’m not extra sensitive cos I’m squeaky clean right now.

dirty eyed girls

I’ve been waiting to watch this 2AM - 2PM (OneDay) parody ever since I heard it was coming. Why? Because anything gender bending becomes GOLD with Jo Kwon involved.

I personally don’t like it when boys do girl songs and end up looking like fools, but this was different from day 1. Brown Eyed Girls‘ “Abracadabra” was the target and the raunchiness seemed to fit the boys well… That and the whole thing was just so nasty it was good.

I want to officially declare my love for Jo Kwon and his outright shamelessness. Brother does not give a damn what you think and he’ll do what he likes, even if JinYoung Hyung isn’t impressed. He shimmies, he swings those hips and he shakes harder than a second class Egyptian belly dancer, and you’re gonna like it!

Magnae ChanSung works it and disturbs me a little, TaecYeon should seriously BURN those zebra print y-pants, they may be comfortable when you dance but not to wash on camera. SeulOng…OMG. Just OMG. I really really want his lipgloss. WooYoung played up his bizarrely natural Ssanti-ness, making cheap look cheaper in what looks like, pretty much, a cheap Gay Fantasy.

BEG show up in the end, as well as 2PM members Junho, JaeBom and Nichkhun, but noone can take the limelight away from Jo Kwon, who obviously owned this entire thing and the rest are so his biatches.

Funny how 2PM are the dance group but 2AM ended up being the more entertaining dancers. I don’t want to see them have another go at this cos I felt dirty through out, but this was just such LOLS, I’ve probably seen it three times now and will probably watch it again.

Watch it with subs, courtesy of time2subs2!