What with all the hubbub surrounding DBSK with the court case, one member hasn’t been accounted for.

We all had our theories where he’s been (I thought he was probably hiking in Japan donning intense facial hair as a disguise with his dad) and we’ll never truly know what he was up to… Unless you’re a fan with that info, unfortunately I don’t actually bother in getting all the details, so I make up my own theories. :D

Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s Xiah Junsu.

Yunho has been acting in his drama with Go ARa “Heading to the Ground” (I hope it wasn’t a premonition about the ratings, hooha!).

ChangMin has his own drama in the works with SMs other actress that wasn’t tied up with Yunhos drama, Lee YeonHee.

JaeJoong and Yoochun have a single out in Japan that’s recently been topping the charts.

And no ones told us what Dolphin boy was up to…

So, is it a cardboard cutout, really good animatronics, awesome lookalike or the boy himself? You decide.

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With that look on his face, I’m assuming the most likely theory is probably true… Poor Junsu was sent to Lee SooMans KangNam lair to smush grapes up for his custom wines… Someone should take off his socks to check if they’re maroon.

Those pics are from the Mirotic ShangHai concert on the 2nd and it went along without incident except for a specific alien friend that was sent to the hospital for minor head wounds…

JaeJoong I know you like your photo ops but I think you dropped your little friend ET on your way up…
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Yay for lame jokes!

And on another note, I hope everyone had a wonderful Chuseok and that you haven’t been extra exploited in this holiday by being female and getting dressed in men’s clothing for extra exposure!! D:
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Victoria on the far left has an egg head :O and Krystal in the middle looks a little like Yoon EunHye