That CL was never really born a human being.

This photo shoot has been out for a while but I will not pass up an opportunity to critique it.

For “W” magazine the 2NE1 girls were made to dress up in a “gangster” theme, although it’s obvious only one person really looked at home with the “weaponry” it didn’t make things any less interesting for the group as a whole.

My favorite of the shoot, CL of course.

With all that major Photo shop I thought she was Hyori.

Now, tell me you don’t see a very important part of the human body missing? It seems that CL does not own a bellybutton making her never really “born”, prompting me to come to my very own unlikely theories.

My favorite being that CL was made as a clone with a strand of G-Dragons hair when one day visiting Japan. After unknowingly being the base for a new species, the Japanese Yakuza applied a special chemical known to the world as “Chemical X”, thus coming to life as YGs resident female rapper. To be more accurate her clone label is actually GM for “Genetically Modified”. HooHa. And has since been planted in Korea by the Japanese to spy on the K-Scene. Who would every suspect a KPop star as a spy?

The rest didn’t pull off the bad ass weapon look better than CL, mind you she is the one most likely to have a criminal record.

Minjy is working the hair and attire but looks extremely awkward with the cowboy gun..

Shoot the other fella and not your feet cowgirl

Bom looks like she’ll rip you a new pair with that look…

You don’t look so badass with the Taj Mahal tattooed on your back though

Dara looks like Andre Kims South African cousin..

Staying up late had it’s toll on her

Your thoughts?

MBLAQ which stands for ‘Music Boys Live in Absolute Quality’…. I know, wtf…?  Or if you prefer MBLAH, Music boys love in absolute harmony (Now that’s a manga group name to be proud of). Jtunes, which always sounded like a cartoon company to me, AKA Senior Rains companys’ little boy group project will be debuting officially soon.

One of their members recently got some major coverage for being related to a female star. Apparently he replaced one of the other members previously written up as an MBLAQ member. (The ex-member will be crying his eyes out in a year or twos time and be debuting in a group like B2ST, haha.  Them and their DA-DA-DANCING SHOooEs…. A.J. changed his name cos of Paran fans and now I don’t know what he is anymore .)

Back on track, I am not talking about Bae ChulYoung aka Mil or whatever (Go EunAhs’ little brother) but ChanDong (Park SangHyun)…

Have you guessed who yet?

Sandara Park of 2NE1 tiny and long little brother. Who kinda looks like Kim JongHoon of U.N. It’s probably the lip gloss and the poutiness.

Since I couldn’t tell who from who, (except the guy with a moustache and peekaboo chest hair, yay for differentiation), we’re lucky to have another famous ladies little brother in the mix, and to kindly pick up the age quota to legal. Cos goodness knows noonas are not diggin the ones that are too young, I’m looking at you Taemin and little guy who debuted at 13, where are you anyway?

They showcased their dancing and singing abilities as Rains opening acts for his “Legend of Rainism” tour. Does he really want that title, really?  Well when you read the song titles of MBLAQ you’ll get that ‘Legend of Rainism‘ is the best of the lot. Their two songs are “Oh YEAH!” and “Good Love”, as in “OH YEAH! for the GOOD LOVE of God change our name”. So thanks for reminding me, cos MBLAQ is a horrible name for such a pretty boy group. And can I take a second and be totally shallow…

WHERE IN THE MANGA HAVE THEY FOUND THESE GUYS?! And if you have a “Manga to Human” machine goodness knows I could use it. I’m hoping its not just photo shop and angles working their magic cos they tend to make you blink and stare.

They all look like they’re the same guy with small differences, those jaw lines and those noses and eyes… Just like the Manga Lord made them.

Not that I’m really that shallow but some nice eye candy wouldn’t hurt every once in a while.  It gets old when you have to get to know people and love them inside and then out. Oh dear it really is tiring being sentimental rather than completely superficial!

Watch them go “Oh Yeah” back and forth and back and forth and those long legs and bodies are making them seem even more Manga like.

Hey Rain, I’m gonna so break in to your idol factory and steal that machine.  I have stacks of manga to get working on. Cheers for the epiphany you made me realise with those pics and videos. Here’s to hoping they don’t disappoint and they have personalities as well as looks.

Oh yeah and some talent too.

Just because I love calling them that And I’m really considering making it a theme

I always liked 4Minute. Sure I made fun of HyunAh a lot (HyunAjumma!) but it was playful teasing honestly, and out of the horde of girl groups out there…. Man, are they most promising. They’re recent song “Muzik” is so much fun to just boogy down to, and what a refreshment after that horrible music video I just saw ( La ChA Ta Ta TA(?) )

Now THATS a car, f(x), effects, or whatever your name is, take note.

And I must say, now  THIS is a HOT comeback stage, behold “Muzik” on KBS MusicBank:

The crowd is loving it

I never really had the chance to say this about them, but these girls are confident, have attitude and hella stage presence to back it up. Looking at that performance, you wouldn’t think this is their 2nd single promotions,  looks more like they’ve been in the biz for a while. I don’t know why everybody’s talking about 2NE1s “stage presence”, which I think is non-existent, these girls give it off, while I feel nothing when 2NE1 performs, I’d much rather listen to their songs.

They’re the full package when it comes to performers. Appealing voices, stage presence and have some decent dance skills. JiYoon is a STAR and thank the lord they stopped HyunA from that squeaky singing and she stuck to how shes meant to sound. Bearable.

I see a lotta potential, and just because I like them…

Member Profiles:

Name: Nam JiHyun (남지현 )
Position: Leader, Vocalist
Height:167 cm
Weight:49 kg
D.O.B: 01/19/90
Mini Homepage: Cyworld

Name: Heo GaYoon (허가윤)
Position: Main Vocalist
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 47 kg
D.O.B: 18/05/90
Additional: *2nd place in SM Entertainment 2005 9th youth Singing competition
* Featured in labelmate Marios Music Video “I’m Yours”

Name: Jun JiYoon (전지윤)
Position: Vocalist, Rapper
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 47 kg
D.O.B: 15/10/90
Mini Homepage: Cyworld

Name: Kim HyunA (김현아)
Position: Main Rapper, Vocalist
Height: 163 cm
Weight: 45 kg
D.O.B: 06/06/92
Mini Homepage: Cyworld
Additional:* Former member of Wonder Girls

* Featured in AJ’s song “2009″ and music video for “Dancing Shoes”.
* Featured in Mighty Mouth’s music video “Love Class”.
* Featured in Navi’s song, “Wasteful Tears”.
* Featured in Brave brothers song “Bittersweet”

Name: Kwon SoHyun (권소현)
Position: Vocalist
Height: 162 cm
Weight: 45 kg
D.O.B: 30/08/94
Additional: Former member of Elementary school students group Orange in 2005

The one in the middle reminds me of what SNSDs YoonA used to look like….

Back on track, girls brought funky back, what do you think?

Every time it comes to the weekend, I, like any other socially active human being, gets a little busy. And so, I miss out on a lot of the news that come up from Thursday to Sunday, and it seems like this week there’s a lot of delinquency about while the Fabia.O has been away.

PUBLIC INDECENY AND JUVENILE DELINQUENCY!

Tut tut tut to all the little kids who’ve gone mad with all the public attention and in some cases, adoration. Seems like they’re lashing out to the world, clear signs of some much needed mental health. And she’s done it in forms of indecent animated animal exposure…

“Hey Doggy, I can see Uranus!”

Ok, firstly, I thank 2NE1s Minzy for ruining one of my favorite tv shows as a toddler…. There goes the happy warm feelings of love they brought with their belly’s full of wonderment….There goes my young fantasies of travelling on rainbows with my furry friends… All because some people who have eyes of a hawk noticed a bear on a cloud being a little too happy… Thank you very much you inconsiderate fiends!

Then there’s evil monster that is Chansung of 2PM!

What I’m worried about is the fact that Taec on the left looks like he’s smoking dope

Damn it, if there ever was a greater disguise than a cute tall bunny ban (boyman for long), this one is the bestest. 4 weeks ago or so, while on a stroll in the dirty streets of HongDae, ChanSung, on camera, dropped a dangerous missile of something unrecognisable. And just recently some bored netizens finally made their voices known with their sheer stubborness and made some random people who work in Mnet and JYPE apologise. I am so gonna twitter your ass straight Chansung. Via DIRECT MESSAGE! MOOHAHAH. And major major LOLS at the excuse that this was scripted and they went back and cleaned the area. LOL.

Whatever man, there are more important things in the world than Carebears who care too much and dropping some unidentifiable missile that no one noticed but one bored and overly attentive fan. Dude, go clean the streets yourselves if you’re so passionate about it.

Dang. Everyone knows that Seoul needs better care in the streets. Litter and Pollution is a major problem, go out there and rally about it if you care so much.

And that Carebear…. O_O

Oh yeah and P.S.

I don’t care enough to even tag their names

These two chicks by the name of Twiny (is that their names?) were on some show and had a wardrobe malfunction and one twiny showed her twin titties a la Spring Break…. :O

No, I kid, it fell down from how intense her dance moves were… Worse part, no one noticed at the filming, it wasn’t until they looked over the tapes… I actually feel bad for them now, one thing, her shirt had nothing to cover and it travelled down and two, everyone knows cos someone was gracious enough to share the info.

In “sophisticated variety”?

*_O

Yeah, what with the Kpop world overrun by so many females that it’s getting quite ridiculous, I was fairly disinterested in the Jewelry comeback. I hoped they would have made their comeback in the colder months to garner more attention, but we can’t have what we want all the time, can we?

And if you thought G-Dragon was the only one having his cosplay fun, making the world know that he idolises Draco Malfoy, you were wrong. Jewelry are doing it too, sophisticated they may not really be, but it’s still interesting to see.

Ladies, Gents and haters, check out Jewelrys’ version of  2NE1s CL:

The female Lee JunKi wearing the rapper from Brown Eyed Girls‘ leather vertical slit pants:

She really needs to learn a better pose, she looks like HwangBo here.

Bad dye-job and broken curling iron Marilyn Monroe:

And T-Aras small person Boram:

No-one said it was good cosplay.

I never thought I would be saying that…ever.

Everyone’s favorite rookie girl group has been getting a lot of attention and love from other celebs.

Yoon EunHye publicly declared her love for the group, SS501 leader Kim HyunJoong is keeping his eyes on CL and now, so will Baek JiYoung. They should fight for her.

I dig 2NE1 as much as the next blogger, but I would much rather listen to their music. I guess it’s because I always get the nagging feeling that there’s a member missing every time they perform. That, and their dancing is not really up to par, which I’m glad they know and will hopefully continue to work on.

2NE1 is rocking it and rolling it and getting a lot of attention from you, your mama and her sisters’ hairdresser. I just want them to start promoting a new song now and for them to get backup dancers who can add to their stage presence, which I feel is only held up by Dara and CL. Minzy lightens up when she does her parts and is probably the best dancer of the group, in comparison to Bom who I just cant help but watch because of her awkward dancing.

CL must be happy that she’s an SM reject, because she’s getting a lot of positive attention as a part of YGs 2NE1, and hopefully more money. (She’s gotta be happy that she’s GDs mini troll clone as well.)

I enjoyed this performance of “Last Farewell” on SBS’s InkiGayo. Vocally, Bom carried the whole thing and the dancing was meh. Thank goodness Big Bangs dances are always fairly simple.

Though odd, I dig Minzys gloves here.

Keep practicing please!

G-Dragons pre-promotions.

And heck am I excited.

He can X-ray vision your souls

Big Bang have stopped their Japanese promotions for the time being and Mr. GD is in Korea now preparing for his solo release.

One of my favorite songs that Big Bang have ever released has got to be “Lies”, and when I heard that he originally produced it for his solo work, it made me look forward to his own solo endeavours.

It’s been long known that he will be releasing his First Solo album on his birthday on August 18th, and that’s not too long from now. He’s also releasing his album on the same day as producers he knows well, the Brave Brothers, who have done a lot of work with YG. This really does make the end of the summer very exciting with these new albums dropping as the weather is meant to start chilling.

G-Dragons been me2daying (what’s the me2day alternative to tweets?) as well as his label mates 2NE1, and I don’t know about you guys, but I much prefer the Korean alternative. 2ne1s tweets are cool, but when it comes to them, Dara is so my homegirl, I love reading her entries, and I’m not the only one who thinks so apparently… She’s got the most “friends” than any other member of the group.

I have enjoyed G-Dragons me2days so far, not for what’s written but for the pics.

Am I the only one that realised that GDs shirt says “Call 1-800 Troll free” and he’s pointing at CL? LOL! Now, now, GD I like her the least out of them as well, but no need to call her a troll. I don’t know why some people are saying they have chemistry, where the hell is it, if that’s the case? O_O

I love his puppy!!! And Sponge bob looks like he’s about to munch him up, cos he’s so darn cute. I don’t blame him.

And Finally, for his MV he’ll build up muscles by eating:

Synthetic appleses! Tasty Tasty!

Come on GD, bring it on quick, I’m getting anxious.

Oh and, um…. Why does GDs left leg have hair while the right one looks like it’s freshly waxed?

Yay for pink! And new shoes that look like you’ve had them for years. And Louis Vuitton of course.

….It Brokeded”

Don’t worry, Dara. Judging by how “I don’t care” is so popular… You’ll get another one.

I wonder who CL whacked for it to break like that…

After a long wait finally there is one girl group that makes us feel tad bit better that we are still wasting our time with KPOP LOL! *checking left and right*I would like to kiss YG on a cheek for saving the industry! We owe you man!

2NE1 debut FIRE – Inkjgayo

Gotta tell you that they lived beyond my expectations and MORE, I just love how well organized and powerful they were. With all the HOOHAA I have to say that DARA is just love .. and CL the leader gotta show some idiots, you won’t just put someone as a leader b/c she is older than all of YOU!

Thanks for the corrections guys <33333
I found out CL is actually the youngest of the group! But instead of sitting around acting mooshed up pointing her index finger at her face, and giggling and wiggling her legs crosswise when others pull her cheek, SHE IS ACYING LIKE A WOMAN LEADING THEIR GROUP BRAVELY! Now go on with some more hating, you guys feeling threatened and inferiority is well understood!

^ They are on top of the naver search <3

So bottom line, these new YG girl group are just like how we like the girls to be .. to celebrate who they are and not giving a damn to the world … not bunch of lollipop suckers at the age of 20 shooting to attract your FATHERS, oh for the info. they are still dancing with those damn things around the stage, still “trying” to look *BARF* Do i hear the word “doom”?

^ This is from their recent performance at Hanyang University
Their fans were excited for the new outfit O.O!