This photo shoot has been out for a while but I will not pass up an opportunity to critique it.

For “W” magazine the 2NE1 girls were made to dress up in a “gangster” theme, although it’s obvious only one person really looked at home with the “weaponry” it didn’t make things any less interesting for the group as a whole.

My favorite of the shoot, CL of course.

With all that major Photo shop I thought she was Hyori.

Now, tell me you don’t see a very important part of the human body missing? It seems that CL does not own a bellybutton making her never really “born”, prompting me to come to my very own unlikely theories.

My favorite being that CL was made as a clone with a strand of G-Dragons hair when one day visiting Japan. After unknowingly being the base for a new species, the Japanese Yakuza applied a special chemical known to the world as “Chemical X”, thus coming to life as YGs resident female rapper. To be more accurate her clone label is actually GM for “Genetically Modified”. HooHa. And has since been planted in Korea by the Japanese to spy on the K-Scene. Who would every suspect a KPop star as a spy?

The rest didn’t pull off the bad ass weapon look better than CL, mind you she is the one most likely to have a criminal record.

Minjy is working the hair and attire but looks extremely awkward with the cowboy gun..

Shoot the other fella and not your feet cowgirl

Bom looks like she’ll rip you a new pair with that look…

You don’t look so badass with the Taj Mahal tattooed on your back though

Dara looks like Andre Kims South African cousin..

Staying up late had it’s toll on her

Your thoughts?

Ever since he landed on Earth a few hundred years ago, Andre Kim leapt out of his Space Pod and tried to introduce his very own “style” to the world.  After a couple hundred years without catching on, he moved to Korea where he was welcomed with open arms.

And he is there to this day, wearing the same outfit he did when he graced the planet all those centuries ago.  And finally, everyone is starting to wear clothes that are just so ginormous you could have a monkey friend or three stashed inside. Don’t be fooled by the Mass Media, Hip Hop did not start that trend, Andre Kim did.

Every year he has a “Fashion Show” made of last years house curtains in the exact style as the last, but no one has caught on yet… Most importantly, people are rocking his style and I’m sure he’s ecstatic about it…

Zhang Ziyi looks like she’s Andre’s Queen, and that she inspired this outfit that Lee HyoRi wore a few days ago for the Mnet 20’s Choice:

Don’t tell me that “alien” isn’t the word to describe Hyoris outfit?  She can be Andres dear Mistress…

And JYP his protege:

JYP has always been perverse “daring” with his “Fashion Choices”, perhaps he can take over when Andre Kim returns to his own Galaxy.

JYP even made sure to make the 2PM boys pay a homage to the King Alien by making them all wear strange white outfits for the Mnet 20’s Choice, while WooYoung almost has an exact replica of his Hyungs Idol.

Check out WooYoungs tribute without all the space up top…

And it isn’t the first time he’s done it either….

I’m sure you’ve seen other K-Celebs sporting similar styles, post a link to a pic and we’ll upload it here. That is, if you’re bothered, cos goodness knows I wasn’t.