Slightly cross eyed, courtesy of her botched eye job
Can you believe it? Another celebrity admitting to lying about their age.
Narsha of Brown Eyed Girls admitted on SBS’ new show “Strong Heart” that she was actually born in 1981 as opposed to 1983.
Hot damn sister, I know that 2 years isn’t too much but that significantly changes what in the decades you’re in. HAH. Well kind of, she said she was in fact 29 turning 30.
They’re the same age!
Turns out that those three are all born in 1981, juicy eh?
Next up Ga-In (1987? STFU!) should admit her real age and we’re all set for an honest bunch of girls women.
Her company was the one to change the age and she finally was comfortable enough as an artist to admit her age. Funnily enough I remember a Star Golden Bell episode where veteran singer pervertKim GunMo mentioned how she would age in to beauty. Well GunMo, is she beautiful in your eyes yet? She just aged two years in the blink of an eye. Or both my eyes, repeatedly.
Of course she isn’t the first and I can’t blame her considering that it’s the companies that change the ages to be able to market artists to a younger (and a more money spending crazy) market. But damn, I still couldn’t help but be shocked.
A term I usually use to describe the manboy Jo Kwon himself. So it seems very relevant.
Honestly, I never really saw much point in “We Got Married“, I mean its a show that shows you marriage life through fake marriages of two would be strangers. That just both happen to be celebrities. And it never really truly shows you what marriage life is like, just a fantasy with simple hardship and a strict-ish script.
Now, it was entertaining and I admit to catching it every once in a while when its on the telly, but this may just….maybe lure me in to watch.
Why?
Because its bound to be explosive. Put Jo Kwon in front of a camera and he’s bound to make you laugh.
LOL. Brown Eyed Girls‘ GaIn has never been really the most exciting young miss ever, and it still shocks me to this day that she is a year younger than I am. Though I’m proud to say that I can pass off as 4 years younger than her. But you can’t rule her out cos she seems a little bland, eh?
If they hadn’t mentioned who he was, I wouldn’t have recognised him
On the other hand, this surprising piece of news has overshadowed the other new couple announced. SGWannabes new crooner Lee SeukHoon and personality Kim NaYoung(who I love).
So that’s two slightly mentally unhinged personalities and two rather bland individuals as couples. Whom are all quite attractive. I wonder what target audience they’re going for now?
And what ever happened to the more realistic couples for this “reality” show?.
It doesn’t really matter though, if I wanted concepts that made sense I wouldn’t be going to MBC, or most Korean Broadcasting companies altogether. lol.
Finally, thank God it’s not Nichkhun and GaIn, not because I’m insanely possessive of Khun, I’m actually not attracted to him, but his Mnet Scandal was not really that interesting, so Kwon is the safer and more entertaining bet.
If the 2PM-2AM collabo parody of the Brown Eyed Girls’ “Abracadabra” (Dirty Eyed Girls) was a cheap gay mans fantasy, than this must be what Jewelrys, polar opposite, straight womans fantasy must look like.
Oh, having fun with male models half-naked (and of course being half naked yourself), what do you call that? Oh yes! Sopistocated ReAOW-loaded.
Check out the sophisticated, high class ladies’ (everyday) solo pictures:
JungAh looking like she dressed out of Andre Kims closet.
“Pure” InYoung taking off her clothes (I can see her panties), I love this chick for the lulz. She’s so full of crap, incase you didn’t know shes the one who belts out “I’m a high class lady everyday” Still love her though.
Baby J’s (Or as I like to call her, freaky baby) got some Star Wars Barbie dolls on her head. Yeah, uh… woah.
EunJung actually looks really sweet here.
I actully like the song, but I feel like I might get sick of it quickly, so I’m just gonna look forward to their performances cos’ at least I know these women can bring it to the stage.
And I’m not extra sensitive cos I’m squeaky clean right now.
I’ve been waiting to watch this 2AM - 2PM(OneDay) parody ever since I heard it was coming. Why? Because anything gender bending becomes GOLD with Jo Kwon involved.
I personally don’t like it when boys do girl songs and end up looking like fools, but this was different from day 1. Brown Eyed Girls‘ “Abracadabra” was the target and the raunchiness seemed to fit the boys well… That and the whole thing was just so nasty it was good.
I want to officially declare my love for Jo Kwon and his outright shamelessness. Brother does not give a damn what you think and he’ll do what he likes, even if JinYoung Hyung isn’t impressed. He shimmies, he swings those hips and he shakes harder than a second class Egyptian belly dancer, and you’re gonna like it!
Magnae ChanSung works it and disturbs me a little, TaecYeon should seriously BURN those zebra print y-pants, they may be comfortable when you dance but not to wash on camera. SeulOng…OMG. Just OMG. I really really want his lipgloss. WooYoung played up his bizarrely natural Ssanti-ness, making cheap look cheaper in what looks like, pretty much, a cheap Gay Fantasy.
BEG show up in the end, as well as 2PM members Junho, JaeBom and Nichkhun, but noone can take the limelight away from Jo Kwon, who obviously owned this entire thing and the rest are so his biatches.
Funny how 2PM are the dance group but 2AM ended up being the more entertaining dancers. I don’t want to see them have another go at this cos I felt dirty through out, but this was just such LOLS, I’ve probably seen it three times now and will probably watch it again.
Yeah, what with the Kpop world overrun by so many females that it’s getting quite ridiculous, I was fairly disinterested in the Jewelry comeback. I hoped they would have made their comeback in the colder months to garner more attention, but we can’t have what we want all the time, can we?
And if you thought G-Dragon was the only one having his cosplay fun, making the world know that he idolises Draco Malfoy, you were wrong. Jewelry are doing it too, sophisticated they may not really be, but it’s still interesting to see.
Ladies, Gents and haters, check out Jewelrys’ version of 2NE1s CL:
The female Lee JunKi wearing the rapper from Brown Eyed Girls‘ leather vertical slit pants:
She really needs to learn a better pose, she looks like HwangBo here.
Bad dye-job and broken curling iron Marilyn Monroe:
Recently Brown Eyed Girls have been portraying a sexier image, what with their hip swaying and back arching…. GaIn personally thought it would be cute to tell the world that she watches “adult movies”, i.e. PORN, to get the “feel” of the new image.
And now we realise what the entire thing was based on.
Welcome to the original inspiration….The main man, from Japan HARD GAY!
Rapper-sshi is also channeling the alien inspiration.
Recently the Brown Eyed Girls made a feature on Super Juniors’ Kiss the Radio alongside F.T. Island.
To those that have followed the blog since our takeover you would have known that I find a particular member alluring… Everyone is giving JYP and SM kudos for their International groups 2PM and Super Junior. Well, F.T. Island have gone an extra mile and started a new type of group. They’re inter-galactic babeh, so where is their kudos, eh?
Spot the alien in this picture! He sure has grown on me…
I now know why I like him so much, he reminds me so much of Sweet Sorrows cutie magnae Song JinHwan. <3
Since ShaBANG is making me look bad and has posted all things I wanted to comment on, I’m going to stick with just commenting on it’s posts.
Nonetheless, there is something that’s been irking me and annoying me lately.
You know when a company releases news about a comeback of one of it’s biggest artists? And then, they release so many teaser pictures, videos and so much news it just gets too annoying to bear?
Well, I’m not talking about T-Ara cos well, I have no interest in them, it’s Brown Eyed Girls.
Mama should have told them to not wear socks with their sandals!
They…all….look….the….same…O_O
I don’t care about your personal desperation for some action, just keep it off-screen. I don’t want to see two would-be skeletons smoochin’
They originally were the female version of legends Brown Eyes, who proved that even without any promotional activity their name alone can get them number 1 albums and break records when it’s released. Yet, their female counterparts just disappoint, their dancing is well,uninteresting and wooden. They’re also freaking fading away the longer they’re in the industry and it’s scary to watch. I feel like they’re deteriorating with every album, last time they lost a monster 10 kilos and this time they look like they weigh even less.
And well, Fabio prefers his women to not be used alternatively as toothpicks.
Anyhow, if you ignore the hubbub and the confused marketing strategy (they were stripey first time round), they’re song sounds like a catcher on. I mean it’s a little different to what’s out there and it’s not too far away from what made them big last album.
Judge for yourselves:
“Do you love her? Do you love her?” So much tweaking makes my head hurt. Oh dear, I suddenly remembered Russian lesbian duo T.a.t.u.
Back again this week with an update on the past weeks’ news, events and gossip. This week in terms of news was somewhat slow, but keeps us anticipated for what’s to come. Check out our own news compilation:
Kim JangHoon still in Hospital
The gold hearted legend that is Kim JangHoon, has been admitted to hospital and is there to this day. On the 28th he was performing in his “SoHaean Festival” which was in support of the West Coast Oil Spill residents in Taean, which is till plaguing them to this day. While performing in the middle of the stage, it started to rain and Mr. JangHoon slipped. He couldn’t get up again, and it was later revealed that he had fainted and was sent to the emergency room in a nearby hospital. Kim JangHoon has been in the business for years, donating a percentage of his profits through out his career to innumerable charities and graced the stage with plenty of the new generations best loved stars. We hope he gets better and takes a good rest.
It’s starting to get frustrating the amount of celebrities weekly being admitted to hospital due to exhaustion. He joins this weeks other exhauastee Micky Yoochun of DBSK. I’m thinking of dedicating an entire section of this weekly segment just for this. It is after all a recurring theme. However, I think these incidents might have been prevented if these celebrities engaged in yoga and other relaxation activities.
WonderBang
A lot of this week’s news surrounds teen idol groups, Wonder Girls and Big Bang.
Two of the Wonder Girls girls are proving that they can multi task like no other. As well as promoting their own group Single “So Hot”, SunYe and YeEun are featuring on Mighty Mouth’s “Energy” and OneTwos “Bad Girl” respectively. They’re also riding high in the charts, in their 4th consecutive week as Number 1. JYP must be dancing the “Tell Me” in celebration. Here’s the Singles Chart for this week. Credits go to edward1849 of Soompi.
-June Week 4-
1. Wonder Girls – So Hot.
2. Tae Yang – 나만 바라봐 (Watching Only You)
3. SHINee – 누난 너무 예뻐 (Noona’s Pretty (Replay))
4. V.O.S – Beautiful Life
5. SG Wannabe – 라라라 (LaLaLa)
6. Gavy NJ – Lie
7. Jewelry – 모두 다 쉿! (Everybody Shhh!)
8. MC Mong – 서커스 (Circus)
9. Kim Jong Wook – 그대만이 (My Only)
10.Super Junior Happy – 요리왕 (Cooking? Cooking!)
Big Bang has also been riding high in the news, not to be outdone by their female counterparts.
T.O.P is accepting acting gigs.
It seems he’s been cast in the Drama “I.R.I.S“, set in the states where T.O.P is an undercover detective hunting an assassin. Besides the plot being very ambitious and the production costs being over 20 million Dollars, it shocks me that they would cast such an inexperienced actor in a lead role. But it seems that talent is never really an issue nowadays. T.O.P was previously cast in the mini-drama ‘I am Sam‘ with Yang DongGun. His acting was somewhat bland in that, let’s hope he does a better job this time.
DaeSung cast in world famous musical.
‘Cats‘ the well loved musical has been translated in to Korean and will start its rounds in Seoul in September. DaeSung of Big Bang was cast as Rum Tum Tugger, the ladies man of ‘Cats’. For some reason I really doubt that DaeSung knew what he was getting in to. For one, he needs to wear LYCRA, get face painted to death and shake his pelvis like no other. If you guys don’t know the Rum Tum Tugger, check out this youtube clip and get well acquainted.
Credit:Cindyphantom
Now I cant wait to see that performance. I wonder if the V.I.Ps are eager to see it too.
You don’t have to be seen to be Number 1
Brown Eyes have made their comeback in the form of a new album. The management companies that use the “spread your artists around real thin” for publicity angle must be angry, since Brown Eyes are nowhere to be seen and their album sold a respectable 15,000 copies since its release the previous Thursday to the last. Its bizarre to me how a number 1 spot in singles goes to a group like the Wonder Girls and the album top spot goes to Brown Eyes, they just seem like polar opposites to me. The Korean Music Industry is ever surprising.
Tribute to Jewelry
Son DamBi, Bae SeulGi, Brown eyed girls’ GaIn and Joo
Besides this quartet being the most random group of all time, the ridiculousness doesn’t end there. They will be laying tribute to Jewelry this coming week on Music Bank. Why they’ve picked this particular four I do not know, but apparently the higher ups at Music Bank think Jewelry are more worthy of a cover than perhaps, Fin.K.L, Baby V.O.X (without the bloody ReV) and S.E.S. Worse yet, they’re covering “One More Time”. So please don’t make any plans this Friday, make sure you catch Music Bank, if you’re not wowed by the performances I’m sure you’ll be laughing. Son DamBi is getting busy lately with anything and everything under the sun, besides living up to her ‘Female Rain’ hype. She’s featuring on Sung SiKyung new music video as his love interest and heats it up with a kiss scene. A hard day’s work for Son DamBi.
Channel S
It’s difficult enough in South Korea to download music, search for pictures and view videos, and for that reason, the new technology saviours that are Channel SBSi and SM Entertainment have concocted a new revolutionary service called ‘Channel S’. Yes, of course this is not another ploy to get money; it’s a gift to the unresourceful public. I’m being sarcastic of course. This is a new system for mobile phone users that provides them with pictures, videos, ring tones, shows and all the other things you don’t need on your mobile, strictly SM and SBS related. The commencement ceremony took place on the 25th June and SHINee and Super Junior Happy were present. It’s available now and I’m sure it’s going to be insanely popular.
Dongducheon Rock Festival
We gave you news last week of the Seo Taiji’s comeback Rock festival, but now there seems to be competition. Dongducheon Rock Festival is taking place on August 15th to 17th, which is the same time ETPfest is supposed to be taking place; both are annual summer rock festivals. International as well as national stars will be contributing to this festival as well. The line-up includes artists such as Moon HeeJun, N.EX.T, Guyz, Crying Nut, Dr Core 911, Vanilla Unity, Cherry Filter, Boohwal, Transfixion, Maya, Super Kidd and many more. The only downside to this is picking which festival to attend.
This hasn’t been posted anywhere official yet, but over at the daum bulletin boards, Cassioppeias’ are outraged.
Micky Yoochun of DBSK was taken to the hospital on the 26th of June after vomiting after filming. He was taken to the hospital and made to rest, meanwhile cancelling all the rest of his daily schedule.
It seems that the reason for his illness is overwork and not eating meals on time, or at all.
It’s not clear where or how the Korean Cassioppeias got their news, but I think from past experience they are quite a reliable source.
Recently, plenty of stars have been sent to the hospital for exhaustion, (just last week MC Mong, Lee DaHae and Big Bangs’ TaeYang were admitted to hospital for just that reason), and it’s bordering on inhumane from their management companies. I have heard of plenty of stars being sent to the hospital after fainting, but waiting for someone to start puking before getting them checked out is ridiculous.
These management companies need to stop thinking about making the most money as possible and realise that they’re stars are only human beings and need to be taken care of accordingly.
Health and mental well being will elongate a stars career, allow them to perform better and thus create more opportunities to gain money. Management companies are solely responsible for their health and must see it as their number one priority.
I recently watched an interview with the Brown Eyed Girls and they were saying how before their concerts they had to get IV injections. Stars shouldn’t carelessly inject Ringer’s solution into their body just to have enough strength to move on. This is the epitome of human exploitation and slavery. When has the entertainment industry become a market for human trafficking?
Shape up SM, YG, JYP, DSP and all other management companies with their stars frequently visiting hospitals. If you continue to wear them out, they won’t last any longer, and your livelihood and theirs will be at stake.
And on a final note, get better Micky Yoochun.
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But you can’t rule her out cos she seems a little bland, eh?
