Firstly, I recognise none of them, secondly, the second person is definitely a boy, the middle chick forgot to wear her pants, and the poor girl on the far right wasn’t aware she was being photographed apparently.

And most of all, it looks like a bad knock off of this picture:

Main difference, none of the Kara girls look out of place and actually  look good and professional.

Also turns out SM have their genius team of wonderment on the case with f(x),and have finally revealed the meaning of their name.  And this is a big one folks, so get ready for this…

The F stands for FLOWER and the (X) stands for XX (female chromosomes). Sound familiar?

It looks like the folks at SM haven’t just been watching porn, no no, they’ve been busy keeping up with this years major trends… BOYS OVER FLOWERS!!!  It’s not F4, it’s SMs very own (knock off again) F5, but to keep things somewhat comprehensive, they decided to drop the number, add in brackets and an X for the genial code XX.  Problem is…. I’m pretty sure they’re not all female!

Oh yes…. this person has the netizens all going la la:

“Amber” (1992) is clearly a disguise of this wayward young male soloist not finding his true place in KPop. Ladies and Gentlemen, CheongLim:

But Amber looks manlier. O_O

If she has his seriously deep voice we know where he’s run off to. Or Amber is just his younger brother.

Here come the rest of the individual shots:

Victoria wearing the running theme accessory pompoms/baubles!

Luna…. No one knows anything about her, including her age….

Krystal.

And I knew lots more pics would come out for her… And I think she’s absolutely adorable:



Sulli.

Seeing their faces makes me more awkward about their dirty prostiution themed teaser “movie”.

They’re also focused on the fashion part of the genre, I wonder where we’ve heard that before (cough SHINee Cough)? SM should really start to market people as originals instead of female counterparts of.

Their showcase is set for September 2nd, and here’s to hoping we won’t hear about them again until then. But that’s seriously unlikely, I’m waiting for Amber to come out and confess her/his/it’s true sex!

And I am so not digging the fact that the main reason people are talking about them is because one member seems like a confused him-she.  Mind you I’m not really looking forward to them much, anyone buzzed?

(I’m aware that another name thing of theirs is to be able to adapt to any style, but that’s just so cliched that I poopooed it instantly).