Is King Kongs fallen younger brother.  And he’s possessed all the SHINee boys and made them seriously insecure.

What the hell died on MinHos head?

I didn’t even know these cute little boys were on their way back. But I guess with one group suing you and the other having someone get charged with DUIs while half are in China, SM needed to have someone back and fast. All these new boybands debuting must have made their panties twist.

I know what they do with their roadkill when they travel

Problem though, what the hell have they coughed out? Recycled image, recycled outfits and recycled song? These little ones deserve much better and they look so awkward with the new “concept”.

The video has a slight feel of Mirotic and the hair is so bad I truly wish they’d shave bald. Especially JongHyun and MinHo, I can’t figure out whose got the worst tresses. And the dance moves are definitely lol-worthy. If there is something Im sure they can all do, it’s dance, so why make them circle their pelvises in a perverted old man fashion? O_O

And there is no way in hell SME can try and market these boys as men. They look like they found their way in their Moms makeup bag and decided to play dress up with their Emo cousins clothes.

And the song…. OH THE SONG! It sounded like it was produced by this guy.

Yes, it’s a boy

SM looked to have conjured up the Crazy frog from Pop Hell and instead of burying that disaster have made it work for them by producing the chorus.

Don’t know what I’m talking about?  Go here to see and hear the resemblance, you will regret it.

Ah well, at least we get to see them active, it’s nice to see some sweet familiar faces, albeit with some ugly hair styles and mismatched clothing. Yeah its nice to have clothes look good altogether but they need to match the face and personality.

80s revival is so last summer.

Their mini album is called “Year of Us”.  And SM, stop trying to make them grow up so quickly, those TohoShinki moves and hairdos from their J-parade does not suit them.  They may be the farmers’ DBSK but they are SHINee who have their own sparkle.

And major majorl lols at the attempt of hypnotism with “fantastic, elastic”x12.

What with all the hubbub surrounding DBSK with the court case, one member hasn’t been accounted for.

We all had our theories where he’s been (I thought he was probably hiking in Japan donning intense facial hair as a disguise with his dad) and we’ll never truly know what he was up to… Unless you’re a fan with that info, unfortunately I don’t actually bother in getting all the details, so I make up my own theories.

Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s Xiah Junsu.

Yunho has been acting in his drama with Go ARa “Heading to the Ground” (I hope it wasn’t a premonition about the ratings, hooha!).

ChangMin has his own drama in the works with SMs other actress that wasn’t tied up with Yunhos drama, Lee YeonHee.

JaeJoong and Yoochun have a single out in Japan that’s recently been topping the charts.

And no ones told us what Dolphin boy was up to…

So, is it a cardboard cutout, really good animatronics, awesome lookalike or the boy himself? You decide.

With that look on his face, I’m assuming the most likely theory is probably true… Poor Junsu was sent to Lee SooMans KangNam lair to smush grapes up for his custom wines… Someone should take off his socks to check if they’re maroon.

Those pics are from the Mirotic ShangHai concert on the 2nd and it went along without incident except for a specific alien friend that was sent to the hospital for minor head wounds…

JaeJoong I know you like your photo ops but I think you dropped your little friend ET on your way up…

Yay for lame jokes!

And on another note, I hope everyone had a wonderful Chuseok and that you haven’t been extra exploited in this holiday by being female and getting dressed in men’s clothing for extra exposure!! D:

Victoria on the far left has an egg head :O and Krystal in the middle looks a little like Yoon EunHye

While DBSK are living in trailers:

Mr King PIMP Lee SooMan, biggest shareholder/Founder of Slave Management Entertainment is living the high life in KangNam baby!

Oh what a coinkidink! ShaBANG and I live in the same building, you’re the newbie on the 15th floor I gather…? We’ll come by soon with our muffin basket…

He’s got himself some killer pad there, it doubles as an office and he even bought two! It’s really nice to see such insanely rich people get even richer in this dratted economy, even when their companies are in the red!

And SM has the gall to claim that poor old them haven’t been getting that much money back since the DBSK boys kept them in debt while they were training.

Bloodsuckers the lot of you!

Haven’t we seen this pool before? With badly CGed ducks and a Geum JanDi in it?!

Lee SooMan reminds me of those crazy rich fools that don’t know what to do with their money, this pool here was in Boys Over Flowers… LSM either watched the show, was enraptured and just had to get the same pool, or he coincidentally bought an identical replica of it. Cos it seems that SM suddenly seem to have this obsession with the show (f5(x) anyone?). Either that or someone is just playing us for fools.

Buying wine, travelling the world, plopping out groups like they’re…GumBalls… Where the hell does SM and LSM get their money from? And who do they give it to, or where do they hide it? If you guys didn’t report a deficit for the last three years I wouldn’t bat an eyelid… Not to mention having a lawsuit going on right now against your biggest cashcows and your stock being as cheap as chips.

Nevertheless, can I take a dip in your pool newbie? Pretty please I’ll make you cookies next time.

Who knew that if you spit so many times in the face of your consumer they’d turn around and bite back?

AHAHAHAH!

What’s this called SM? Karma again! I told you to play nice, but you didn’t listen!

tut tut tut, bad SM! Check out what Cassiopeia, DBSKs official fanclub, has officially released:

Click on the image or right click on “view image” to see the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Oh Slave Management Entertainment, I shall continue to watch your stock fall! Down to the gutter where your morals and SNSD are.

And damn diddly am, SM have been very bad to Cass, very very bad to the Largest Fanclub in the world… This wasn’t the first time they called a boycott too… And I think they won last time….

Have all the strength in the world Cass, and Always keep the Faith!

Slave Managment Entertainment has done it again!

When I first heard the news I really scoffed, thinking it was something that fans thought up and were in denial.

Then it turned out that SM were trying desperately to get some money out of DBSK in this so-called legal crisis. This years SMTown is just the boys, with DBSK, Super Junior and SHINee, apparently they’re the only ones that get along.

They even made sure to take out our favorite failures SNSD (not that we’re complaining. Halloween is more their market, with all of them being your worst nightmare in a dark alley and amongst their fellow demons). It’s sad that they also made sure that CSJH the Grace weren’t involved (what are they doing now anyway? They’re free damnit) and Asian sensation BoA whose doing A-Nation soon. Let’s not forget underrated diva Zhang LiYin.

So, can you really call it SMTown if half of them and all the ones with oestrogen wont be in it?  And I’m pretty sure Kibum will be a no show again… But this is easy, there’s no need for performances or an MV, just a recording.

Watch out fangirls, they’ll be physically stealing your wallets later.

Check out the cheesy summer track and laugh your ass off at how pathetic SM has become. And don’t think we haven’t read the seriously crazy news SM has thrown out about them giving DBSK 40% of profits and their promotional activities abroad getting them 70%… Yeah, show us the figures and then we’ll see if we believe you. Cos you are so trustworthy with all your big stars leaving you at their peak! HAH!

Yeah I cringed through it, Amigo!

It’s like a mixture of Suju-Hs “Cooking Cooking” and DBSKs track for that Japanese theme park, the one about a box or sheep or something. No wonder DBSK cancelled the jacket shooting, saved their dignity a bit, or so they thought…

Pink Pokemon, really?!

My favorite part, Yoochuns…

Seaside, thats right! People love each other, take a ride.
Hot girl, please dont take off. Bring your make up, move your hot butt. Yeah!

Anyone feel like they’re being played for fools? Here’s some man flesh, give me all your monies!

This is just the beginning.

All of you have probably been reading up, in perhaps, the largest case this time round with SM Entertainment. Every time they reach their peak they seem to find a way to dwindle back down again.

Some of you will remember when ShinHwa left SM, and even less of you will remember when H.O.T broke up. Each time was unique unto its own, but one thing was a constant, SMs mishandling and mistreatment of their stars. This time it’s DBSKs turn to face them head on.

No one at their highest form would want to drop from the label that made them famous. If anything they should have a loyalty with each other, a loyalty that goes beyond a legal contract, a deep bond and trust that comes from years of training and years of being an active star under the guide of their company.

But when things like this happen over and over again, it makes it clear who one should trust when a lawsuit like this, or a discussion like this arises. “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me”. And this being the third time with their biggest active stars, the public should follow that saying properly and stop being fooled. No one is saying it’s time to blind ourselves, deafen our ears and just follow whatever the DBSK lawyers say. No, but to see through the media guise that SM have been using.

It’s undeniably clear who are indeed the “victims” and who are the wolves in wannabe sheep clothing are.

Honestly, I always had low expectations when it came to SM. But when the figures came out from the DBSK lawyers my eyes still popped out of their sockets.

I thought it was bad, real bad, and my expectations were low, real low, but SM still managed to beat my expectations and make me see that I in fact didn’t give them enough credit with their slave contracts.

a 13 year contract?

In the Entertainment business, that is a contract for showbiz LIFE. And it being 13 years means that they signed it before they debuted and of course were underage. Wow, talk about low.

And I have no doubt in believing that SM knew that DBSK would be big. Think about it, if you want boy bands you go to SM, they know how to make them well, especially the 5 member boy band. They did it once with H.O.T, had an extra member with Shinhwa, and even though they’re expectations were low in the beginning with Shinhwa, they proved themselves worthy and turned out amazing. So, even in their negligence they still had a great group that dominated. And by just looking and listening at DBSK, even before they take the stage, you could tell that these boys were going places.

What I guess pissed me off the most, is the amount of control that SM had over these poor boys lives.
Everything, big or small was controlled by them, one week holidays in a year, having to comply to SMs scheduling, without contest, having to pretty much do anything and everything they say to you and when you complain are ignored?

That is, quite simply, stripping them of their basic rights as human beings. Having no free will pretty much means you are a slave.

It’s outrageous. And what is even more devious to me is SMs handling of the other two of DBSK. At the time that the three DBSK boys in question were spotted heading to lawyers offices’, SM suddenly announced a change of schedule for Yunho, a new drama, and days later came news of Changmin working on a new drama. It pretty much looked like a known war tactic, divide and conquer.

Whats worse for SM than all 5 standing united against them? That would probably cause a larger dive in stock too. And what this does is, do the best damage SM would want to the masses, create doubt. “Why not all 5?” … “JaeJoong, YooChun and Junsu are selfish/suffering/betrayed/malicious…..” “Yunho and Changmin are cowardly/loyal/traitors/selfish….” This splits the fans a part and makes the public/shareholders wonder.

And what do DBSK need the most now? Support. From fans and the public alike.

So far even with JaeJoong, Yoochuns and Junsus press release, there is one clear thing there. They are talking about DBSK as a unit, and not them on their own. And them gaining anything would be for all their sakes. And I don’t really think talking about the Cosmetics Company is even worth the bother, because clearly, that is not the issue at all, just a tactic by SM to deviate from the true issue. Talking about the Cosmetics company is as futile as talking about Lee SooMans venture in to the Wine making business.

Let’s attack the points DBSK stated in their Press release:

The 13 Year Contract:
- Does not include Military Service.
- Cancelling the exclusivity clause means triple the amount of Investment by SM and double the loss in earnings.
- Cancelling the contract amounts to moneys we can never dream of knowing how large they are.
- No Contract Fees.
- Album earnings: Don’t sell over 500K, get nothing.

It’s insane when you look at it plainly. So basically, there is no way out, because they’re not even paid a quarter of how much they need to get these clauses lifted from their contract, and will only dream of getting paid the amount that gets them to cancel their contracts. Another note, if they ever so wish to invest in something that may get them a decent amount of money outside the entertainment industry, SM will make sure to blow it out of proportion and make them look like villains (cosmetics business issue). So SM pretty much left them so suffocated, that the only time they can breathe is when they’re so worn out, that they mentally and physically can’t get anywhere afterwards. Nice, that’s a good way to enslave someone, I’ll take note of it when my soul evaporates and my morals are eaten by the Easter Bunny.

DBSKs complaints:
- SM keeps avoiding the true issue.
- No matter how many times they have asked for revisions made, they have been turned away.
- They have been defamed by claims of greed and betrayal about a cosmetics company.
- They lost faith in any rational negotiations and have had to resort to legal actions.
- SM twisted everything cos they know that we’re saying the truths.
- They made us lose the will to continue our dreams.
- We want to stay as one, so bloody hell just comply and let us all be happy.

I may have rephrased things slightly, but that’s the gist of things. What makes me wonder the most is, if SM gets such monstrously huge percentages from their artists, how on Gods Green Earth do they manage to fall in to deficit? O_O

And the first response to the press release?

SM said:

We hired a lawyer-man!

When I saw articles about their one response about them hiring a lawyer I couldn’t help but laugh, you have to have a legal department or at least a legal consultant already, how else would you have contracts SMarties?

But then they went out full force…

SMs claims:
- They made 11Billion Won now, so get over it!
- We gave them expensive gifts, FOREIGN and expensive gifts… See, we can be nice!
- That money doesn’t include CFs, endorsements, etc.
- We told them they would get tired before they did this, so there!
- Come on, come on, there’s only THREE OF THEM involved in this case, of course it’s all about makeup, so they can keep up their image and market the products as their own!
- There is no law that says we can’t have contracts longer than 7 years! yay for loopholes!
- There’s no law saying singers can’t promote overseas, stop your belly-aching!
- We changed the exclusivity rights clause a few times, here’s some dates and some reasons why, but we wont tell you what the conditions were.
- We’re slave-drivers and we love it!

Again, I twisted some wording myself, but the message is still the same, and I figure someone has to twist SMs words, its not fair, they do it to everyone, they should get hit with it! Nonetheless, SMs figures seem a little shady, no specifics again. Was it pre-tax, how much did they actually get? Would it be so hard to actually produce the accounts and then let the courts tell us the figures as opposed to your one figure and no proof?

About the wonderful gifts, it’s nice to know that you think you’re their Sugar Daddies. Mentioning gifts seems like they’re trying to make up for something…over compensation anyone? And there’s word going round that the cars that the boys have aren’t in fact gifts from SM, but under SMs name and not theirs. So, DBSK are pretty much borrowing them.

And Japan and China and all their other activities, where does that money go…. Most importantly, those hundreds of concerts they’ve done? Again, where do you put that moneys SM, who does it go to?

I addressed this before and I knew it would come up from mighty SM, the fact that only 3 are involved in this. Well, SM, if you victimise someone long enough, twist them and prod them, force them to do so much, and then make them out to be evil doers who invest their money in makeup, that they wont stand up for themselves? And evidently, it isn’t above SM to manipulate others and their schedules, so could it have been possible that they made YunHo and ChangMins schedule so busy that they physically could not be able to consult with lawyers and sign agreements saying they will partake in a court case as such? And seriously, trust them to bring it up so many times, if they keep it bringing it up I’m going to brand the SM board as drag queens who like to put on Chinese makeup every weekend and are jealous that the boys are shareholders and not them.

I think I’ve rattled on for long enough, but no matter what, this is probably the case to keep your eye on, fan or no fan, this is the biggest group in Asia and one of the biggest entertainment companies in Korea. I won’t guarantee that I’ll be covering this, I just found the press release so ludicrous that I couldn’t keep my ramblings for my own private journal.

Fans should, of course, keep the faith in their boys. This lawsuit by the three was probably the hardest decision they have had to make in their entire lives. The stress that comes with it, the bashing, the war that will ensue, the character defamation, the effect on reputation and of course the effect on family is just so immense. Junsus dad was even harassed at their pizza place for some words on it, with which he gave no comment. They knew it would happen and still went through with it, knowing also that SM would have a strong hold on the media. So it just seems incredibly petty to think it would simply be about a cosmetics business, don’t you think?

Where are all of yous?

Boys you have my support, keep on truckin and change those contracts for good! It worries me to think that kids as young as 6 may have this kind of thing in store for them in the future. Hopefully this means that all contracts under SM will be revised. Slave Management Entertainment needs a complete legal reform and hopefully this will be the new beginning and the kick in the backside to get them treating people like human beings.

Karma meet SM Entertainment…

SM Entertainment say hello to Karma…

Be nice now kiddies.

Oh ho ho ho, how juicy juicy juicy.

Their lineup clear indication of their split?

Please.

I’m sure a lot of you have heard about the rumors about DBSK,  Asia conquerors and record holders of the World, and SM Entertainment, Slave drivers and Jackasses of the Entertainment biz. Well, we weren’t going to cover it initially cos well, it was blah to begin with and filled with he-said, she-said, they-lied schizz, but now things are becoming so clear.

SM Entertainment is run by a bunch of childish greedy whiny kiddies.

Shall I summarize and simplify what’s going on?

Since I neglected the site for the last few days for my own personal holiday (hey the beach frolicking pics made me jealous), that and now I’m free, I’m going to for funsies.

DBSK have always been the biggest money-makers for SM ever since Shinhwa left SM Entertainment. The DBSK boys have only been growing in popularity and eventually made records on a world scale with their humongous fanbase. They’re fun, happy, jolly and hella talented, so of course they would be loved. Not to mention, they’re also seriously hot.

SM have in the past had a great formula for success, it all started with Mr. Lee SooMan hunting down schoolgirls to ask them what kind of boyband they would like to see.. Yeah, it sounds wrong, but he insists it’s OK…I mean look at his marketing plan for SNSD! All for the good of his business! With the results of the surveys he created H.O.T and made them the great success they were. A few years later they broke up. That was followed by their negligence of Shinhwa and once successful, their suffocation of them which eventually made them leave and buy rights to their name after a lengthy and brutal legal battle.

So, after the bad past SM have had with H.O.T and Shinhwa, one would be smart enough to assume that SM would, like the smart adult businessmen they are, learn from their mistakes and make sure DBSK don’t end up the same way. But that’s not the case, they’re still the proud, stubborn, greedy business that refuses to let the artist get what they’re owed.

It seems that even DBSK have no idea how much they earn. Um… say what? Aren’t they meant to know, in accordance to any developed countries legal system? It should be clear on contract how much they get, ratio-wise and they should know their accounts.

Slave contracts as well were meant to be abolished a very long time ago! Artists should receive a fair amount of money from their work. After all, they do have a lot on their shoulders, and DBSK should have also paid off all the debts they incurred with SMEs training program.

Now, the hubbub comes from a lot of conflicting news, what with SMs sudden announcements about Yunho and Changmins acting arrangements.

If anything, it seems like provocation from SMs side, alienating those involved with the lawsuit. Thus, the rumors about the “disbandment”.

So yes, SM has been quite malicious, although obviously in the wrong.

SM has a lot of pull in the industry, many a time using their connections to force companies to allowing their artists to have exclusive appearances, MC gigs and shows. A lot of the time even getting banned from certain channels, last year MBC, this year KBS in the first few weeks of the year and now Mnet.

How did this hubbub start? Because of Hero JaeJoong, Micky YooChun and Xiah JunSu investing in a Chinese Cosmetics company with their own money. It’s not at all clear why SM have such an issue with their involvement in a separate company, since they have all had money invested in businesses in the past.

The only thing some people think is the issue that SM has with the Chinese company, which has now been claimed by the boys lawyer to be “blown out of proportion”, is that they may bank on the name DBSK without SM getting a slice of the action.

What with their already large cut of the pie, rumored to be from 75%-90% to the management company and then the remainder split to 5 people, it’s no wonder the boys are probably enraged.

It’s evident now that after 5 years and more of working their fine booties off for SM, and then getting their name slandered, through making their investment out to be some sort of betrayal, not only to SM but Changmin and Yunho, that they filed for a lawsuit yesterday (July 31st). The lawsuit asks for all their accounts to be sent in for review by the courts.

Which of course means that their contract will also have to be assessed.

Smart move boys. Yet what this does, is further alienate the other two, making them stuck in the middle. What was an issue about 3 of the boys with a cosmetics company has turned it in to a war between them and SM, with Yunho and Changmin as casualties lying in no-mans-land. After all, the other two were obviously played as pawns, what with the SM Entertainment backed drama for Changmin, and the 2 for 1 offer with Yunho and Go ARa.

It’s a smart thing to keep yourself waiting for a few days as opposed as every hour of the day plastered to the comp for updates on the matter. It won’t be resolved very quickly, if anything this is the best thing to happen to DBSK for a while, they will finally get what they deserve, hopefully. Same with Karma and SM Entertainment, this is throwing all their dirty laundry out for all to see, and it really is stinky.

Perhaps this will make things better for the rest of the acts under SME. The clearest thing seems to be now is the real name of SM Entertainment. The abbreviations aren’t really “Star Museum” as was previously claimed, it’s Slave Management.

All in all, what’s going to happen isn’t clear, what with SMTown Live coming soon…

Although a lot of people will be left disappointed, DBSKs appearance may fall through and perhaps even, the entire show may be cancelled since a lawsuit is officially under way.

Everything else in accordance to this issue is rumor and not fact, don’t worry too much Cassiopeias.

Lol. Marvel at  my lame titling skills!

The DBSK boys seem to be heading down the career path of Idol-Acting!

It all started with YoongWoong JaeJoong with “Heavens Postman”. Then, U-Know YunHo came all of a sudden,  announcing his venture into acting with the drama “Heading to the ground”, co-starring fellow SM “actress” Go ARa (Buy one get one free deals ftw! Too bad they couldn’t get the good actress Lee YeonHee) and now ChoiKang ChangMin is following into his Hyungs footsteps.

Hes been scheduled to star in the drama “Paradise Meadow” a romantic melo-drama, co-produced by SamHwa Networks aaaaaand shock! Horror! … SM Entertainment (I can tell he fought hard for this role )

God knows, I like these DBSK fellas, but I am less than excited to hear about their acting endeavours, especially since their best actor, Micky YooChun, isn’t the one acting. Even though,  I’d honestly tune in for Xiah JunSus just for the Lulz … Too bad they’re the only ones not venturing into the acting world.

Still, there’s a lot of time left for them to get on the silver screen.  Seems like this Autumn is full of Shinkis, and we’re not complaining.

On another note…. Topless acting FTW.

We are kinda confused …
Mind helping us a bit?

So we knew the scar always existed …
Though take a look at this for a second

What is up with the image? and i can’t help but wonder if the actual gun was really necessary on the stage? Is SM in some sort of real crisis making this despertato decisions lately?

Or could it be that SM is planning to sell these guys in some sort of gig? Are they making second season of “Time between Dog and wolf” by any chance? or are they thinking again with their little head that they are getting ready for the boys’ image for the US market or something!? In that case we suggest, while they are at it put the guys behind the bars for a while as well .. it will build up their resume! You know? Trying to fit into the music culture and all … it might come in handy!

I am telling you, just when we thought we saw it all ..
there comes something unheard of out of this industry!
Maybe that’s why we love it!

The ‘2008 Mnet KM Music Festival ‘(2008 MKMF) was held at the Seoul Jamsil Stadium at 7 p.m. on 15 November. Big Bang, Wonder Girls and Dong Bang Shin Ki won “Singer/Artist of the Year”, “Song of the Year”, and “Album of the Year” respectively.

In particular, much attention was on the idols who shed tears of joy. Both Ye Eun of Wonder of Girls and TVXQ!’s Changmin broke in tears.

Fans of the idol groups claimed that “I cried too! Them winning the awards were a result of their effort. Way to go!”

Source: SportsSeoul + UsaGiLicious!!!! + Tangera

you want update, and we’re giving you a picture of people crying (heck, it’s a dude crying!). hope you’re satisfied.

but for real, aren’t there any other artists there?the k-ent keeps spinning around WG, BB, DBSK, and other candy-pop-sugar-group-singer-whatever-you-call-it and we’re getting tired of it.

and for Lily, who posted this comment on the previous post :

me again.
honestly, if you’re gonna keep with this
thing that you do..i suggest you actually
post things. honestly if i were you i’d
just quit. you suck at updating and don’t
give me an excuse cuz why would you still
have this blog? i would quit if i were you
i used to love reading your blog but you’ve
disappointed me with the lack of updates

YOU DO NOT COMPLAIN FOR SOMETHING YOU DONT FUKIN PAY OR EARN. dammit, you just dropped by to piss me off??

be smart Lily, we have all the updates on the forum. see that “What’s hot in our forum” box? it contains what’s hot in our forum. updates. just be smart,will you, just like everyone else, it’s not that hard to do.