G-Dracogon eat your heart out

This is writer Lee OiSu AKA G-Randpa

He looks super fantabulous in his fall street look aimed for the older generation. Frankly, its not a look anyone can pull off, but he does it with sheer class (In fact some netizens think he pulls it off better than Big Bang, HAH!).

LOL, I really can’t help smiling looking at these pictures, I love me a man with a sense of humour, and damn it, if he was a few dozen years younger, G-Randpa would so be on my arm right now.

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Ever since he landed on Earth a few hundred years ago, Andre Kim leapt out of his Space Pod and tried to introduce his very own “style” to the world.  After a couple hundred years without catching on, he moved to Korea where he was welcomed with open arms.

And he is there to this day, wearing the same outfit he did when he graced the planet all those centuries ago.  And finally, everyone is starting to wear clothes that are just so ginormous you could have a monkey friend or three stashed inside. Don’t be fooled by the Mass Media, Hip Hop did not start that trend, Andre Kim did.

Every year he has a “Fashion Show” made of last years house curtains in the exact style as the last, but no one has caught on yet… Most importantly, people are rocking his style and I’m sure he’s ecstatic about it…

Zhang Ziyi looks like she’s Andre’s Queen, and that she inspired this outfit that Lee HyoRi wore a few days ago for the Mnet 20’s Choice:

Don’t tell me that “alien” isn’t the word to describe Hyoris outfit?  She can be Andres dear Mistress…

And JYP his protege:

JYP has always been perverse “daring” with his “Fashion Choices”, perhaps he can take over when Andre Kim returns to his own Galaxy.

JYP even made sure to make the 2PM boys pay a homage to the King Alien by making them all wear strange white outfits for the Mnet 20’s Choice, while WooYoung almost has an exact replica of his Hyungs Idol.

Check out WooYoungs tribute without all the space up top…

And it isn’t the first time he’s done it either….

I’m sure you’ve seen other K-Celebs sporting similar styles, post a link to a pic and we’ll upload it here. That is, if you’re bothered, cos goodness knows I wasn’t.

let’s share some good laugh today!happy easter!

After the 6 demos were useless….

With their demonstrations and protests unheeded by SM Entertainment, Super Junior fans have decided to combine their money and buy into SM stocks in order to have a legal representation as part of the company stockholders.

They released a statement through the media, “To support Super Junior and protest against SM Entertainment from the adding new members at their call, even if there’s a small possibility, even if it’s just one stock, we are going to work towards obtaining a seat. As of today, we have 58, 206 stocks.”

SM Entertainment has released 160 million stocks to the stock market and the fans currently hold a 0.3% of that total amount.

To facilitate more support, Super Junior fans in Korean have opened a “One Fan One Stock” website for their campaign to obtain a seat and not just in Korea, fans all over the world can also join in to do their part to stop SM Entertainment.

This comes after SM Entertainment sneakily added one more Chinese member named Chou Than Than recently for a special album about sports for celebrating of Olympic Beijing 2008. They were doing it quietly in case something happened like last time when they tried to add Henry to Super Junior.

Something like what Liverpool fans are doing to “save” their football club from their inept owners. But it would take a while for it to come to fruition seeing how young the fanbase of Super Junior is.

credit : AF

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…the best comment would be only to laugh.

and holy shyt!!!!that freakin name CHOU THAN THAN is still around???

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continue reading Joke Of The Day

I was checking the forums that linked to us when i bumped to asiajam.com. And there i saw a thread about this man, imitating Rain, Jaejoong, Xiah, Se7en, Jo sung Mo, and Kangta in Star King show, all live. People, he’s awesome!! *bowing this mysterious guy* i was like “What the…???” when i first heard his version of Rain’s voice..LOL..enjoy!

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Video : Bebot @ Youtube

People, how many times do we hear America is the land where all dreams come true?well, America now has a rival. It’s South Korea. Yep, it’s where everyone can be everything. Today, we’ll have a lesson on how to reach your Korean (Entertainment) Dreams.

It’s an old issue, yeah, we all know that those (well, maybe most of) Kcelebs’ looks are nothing more original than a made-in-China Phrada or Louise Vuitton bag.

(Be frank people, you must be thinking you are a lot prettier than these babes’ old looks, aren’t you? well, same here.)

what’s with all these huge make-overs?really, i used to think that there was nothing to be fuss about, that plastic beauty is totally natural in the business, but hey, allow me to spit it out as i have an access to a blog. a famous one, that is.

So let’s see what these celebs have to earn their tags as, well, celebs. Maybe we can learn something from them.

what do you expect from your idols? Me? i want my idols to have all in a package. The talent and the figure. And i want them real. (you, our smart and sensible readers, won’t buy “That’s the magic of Bobbi Brown and MAC” thing, will you? i’ve seen such naive comments, but we all know, to make a before-after look of dear Sunny, whose previous look wasn’t as sunny as it is today, Bobbi Brown must be an alum of Hogwarts School Of Make-Ups)

so, circle lenses are not enough, eh?ooh no, they need permanent bigger eyes (for clearer visions?perhaps…) so long for natural/traditional beauty…plastic is natural now.

Not that there’s no true natural looks, if we dig deep enough, sure we can find those real beauties. I won’t mention the ladies, we all know who the minorities are. But check out Mr. Rain. (Well, i won’t say he’s a beauty, but he’s okay.) I’m not sure if he’s ever done anything to his unsymmetrical slanted eyes, but wow, who can count how many diehard ahjummas he has.

*some invincible hand slapped me on the face*

Ok, diehard FANS.

see? sometimes being real and original won’t hurt. Especially when you don’t have any sewings on your face.

and now i wonder how much they paid Kim Ah Jung for her real-life story to be put on the widescreen of 200 Pounds Of Beauty.

(shocked?don’t be. i made it up. joking. Laugh, people!laugh!)

Uhm Jung Hwa

Now, now, this whole thing can’t be just about physical figure, isn’t it? of course not. Good looks, real or fake, would be just a boring accessories if you don’t have the aura. They say Lee Hyori is a natural beauty (well, there goes the relativity of natural. I’d say Ganguro look -afro look, popular in Japan- is definitely not a natural way to define beauty, but guess natural of Lee Hyori meaning no knife). And, she has the aura. now read carefully.

For me, she combines the aura of sex appeal and , not necessarily stupid, but dumb, yes. Who would believe a person who said “I will use my sexiness to conquer Japan” has an IQ high enough to count her pride?not me.

And that way, she’s not boring. oh yeah, she’s not.

Of course, that’s not the only choice of aura. It’s a tentative matter. You can be smart, elegance, snob, bitchy, holy, whatever. Just don’t be plain.

What else?

continue reading American Dreamz? No, People, It’s Time for Korean Dreams.

On Sukira which is short for Super Junior Kiss the Radio show, we see Super Junior leader Eeteuk and member Eunhyuk singing “As Long As You Love Me” by the BackStreet Boys. Enjoy!

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i checked online stores randomly too see what they have for fans, due to my boredom in the office. photos, posters, keychains, they have it all. but my oh my, i also found some items that are quite..how do i put this..hmm particular..

se7en’s gold plate

this one is more for your retire investment. so you can build your future, PLUS remembering good old times when you were crazy in love with this dude, and secretly regretting why oh your dear husband for these 50 years doesn’t look like him..not even close..

Song Seun Hoon fan

feel the breeze of SSH…feel the tickle on your ears as you sway this fan, imagine it’s SSH breath cooling you down..

the last item i expected to come out : Kim Jae Won cellphone cleaner

your cellphone’s dirty?let him clean it for you. now you can brag to the world that you have a Korean actor at your cleaning-service..

Rain’s jigsaw puzzle

have some fun with your daydream-object!now you can find the lost part of your heart’s puzzle!

Shinhwa Tattoo

went to Miami Ink but they didn’t have a clue about Shinhwa boys? no worries!you can do it at home. simply paste it on your skin, and voila!! now you can ride your Harley and look cool with your newly scratched Eric Tattoo on your arm!!

SSH handkerchief

drools go all over your body when you meet your idol?wipe it out with SSH hanky!i’m sure i’ve heard it somewhere when this guy said “don’t worry, i’ll wipe your tears and drools away, honey”

Bae Yong Jun voice cup

drink your hot coffee and listen to his voice!even the most bitter coffee will taste as sweet as honey!

last item for the day : SSH silk scarf

forget Hermes!Prada? pass! this one suits your elegant look more than everything else. feel the warmth of SSH scarf curling around your neck! it even goes well to your Ermenegildo Zegna suit, boys! and if you girl wanna hook up with that cute guy in the corner, do the old trick. drop this blessed-by-SSH scarf in front of your dream guy, and who knows, SSH’s charm can do its magic for you..

warning : this is no commercial page. i just do it for fun…
all the pictures are from yesasia and ebay.