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If the 2PM-2AM collabo parody of the Brown Eyed Girls’ “Abracadabra” (Dirty Eyed Girls) was a cheap gay mans fantasy, than this must be what Jewelrys, polar opposite, straight womans fantasy must look like.

Oh, having fun with male models half-naked (and of course being half naked yourself), what do you call that? Oh yes! Sopistocated ReAOW-loaded.

Check out the sophisticated, high class ladies’ (everyday) solo pictures:

JungAh looking like she dressed out of Andre Kims closet.

“Pure” InYoung taking off her clothes (I can see her panties), I love this chick for the lulz. She’s so full of crap, incase you didn’t know shes the one who belts out “I’m a high class lady everyday” Still love her though.

Baby J’s (Or as I like to call her, freaky baby) got some Star Wars Barbie dolls on her head. Yeah, uh… woah.

EunJung actually looks really sweet here.

I actully like the song, but I feel like I might get sick of it quickly, so I’m just gonna look forward to their performances cos’ at least I know these women can bring it to the stage.

Though the one she has on her lap looks harmless  and I doubt that their Production team would put her life on the line either.

She looks like she’s going to piss herself

I’m waiting for the full release of Jewelrys new MV, but I found it so damn funny that InYoung sings:

I’m a High Class Lady Everyday!

When the scene before that she has her hand up a bending mans crotch waving hello. Classy indeed.