Ever since he landed on Earth a few hundred years ago, Andre Kim leapt out of his Space Pod and tried to introduce his very own “style” to the world. After a couple hundred years without catching on, he moved to Korea where he was welcomed with open arms.
And he is there to this day, wearing the same outfit he did when he graced the planet all those centuries ago. And finally, everyone is starting to wear clothes that are just so ginormous you could have a monkey friend or three stashed inside. Don’t be fooled by the Mass Media, Hip Hop did not start that trend, Andre Kim did.
Every year he has a “Fashion Show” made of last years house curtains in the exact style as the last, but no one has caught on yet… Most importantly, people are rocking his style and I’m sure he’s ecstatic about it…
Zhang Ziyi looks like she’s Andre’s Queen, and that she inspired this outfit that Lee HyoRi wore a few days ago for the Mnet 20’s Choice:
Don’t tell me that “alien” isn’t the word to describe Hyoris outfit? She can be Andres dear Mistress…
And JYP his protege:
JYP has always been perverse “daring” with his “Fashion Choices”, perhaps he can take over when Andre Kim returns to his own Galaxy.
JYP even made sure to make the 2PM boys pay a homage to the King Alien by making them all wear strange white outfits for the Mnet 20’s Choice, while WooYoung almost has an exact replica of his Hyungs Idol.
Check out WooYoungs tribute without all the space up top…
And it isn’t the first time he’s done it either….
I’m sure you’ve seen other K-Celebs sporting similar styles, post a link to a pic and we’ll upload it here. That is, if you’re bothered, cos goodness knows I wasn’t.
Someone needs to take F.T. Islands stylist out to the alleyway and give him/her the thousand years of pain poke up the A-Hole.
Because when I saw this picture I thought it was a new girl group.
Flower Tea Island?
Yes, that IS F.T. Island, it wasn’t bad enough that their hairstyles are horrible they had to give them ugly clothes that made them look like girls.
The Newbie on the far left is wearing a SKIRT, alien next to him has pants on that makes him look like he has hips… It’s an S-Line but it seems to have creeped up out of nowhere. The others look somewhat okay even though they’re wearing white plastic pants, but in comparison to noob and alien anyone will look good.
Poor boys. If they switch newbie with Amber she’ll probably be more comfortable there. And vice versa.
If the 2PM-2AM collabo parody of the Brown Eyed Girls’ “Abracadabra” (Dirty Eyed Girls) was a cheap gay mans fantasy, than this must be what Jewelrys, polar opposite, straight womans fantasy must look like.
Oh, having fun with male models half-naked (and of course being half naked yourself), what do you call that? Oh yes! Sopistocated ReAOW-loaded.
Check out the sophisticated, high class ladies’ (everyday) solo pictures:
JungAh looking like she dressed out of Andre Kims closet.
“Pure” InYoung taking off her clothes (I can see her panties), I love this chick for the lulz. She’s so full of crap, incase you didn’t know shes the one who belts out “I’m a high class lady everyday” Still love her though.
Baby J’s (Or as I like to call her, freaky baby) got some Star Wars Barbie dolls on her head. Yeah, uh… woah.
EunJung actually looks really sweet here.
I actully like the song, but I feel like I might get sick of it quickly, so I’m just gonna look forward to their performances cos’ at least I know these women can bring it to the stage.
I mean, I was totally happy for Hwayobi when I found out she was dating Untouchables‘ Sleepy. But you know how you start off with “aww, sweet” and then you keep seeing their public displays of affection, speaking about each other on every interview/TV appearence and even featuring on each others tracks, you just end up going ” STFU already” or “DAMN! Get a room”.
I mean, I think we get the message…. you’re dating.
And calling your song “Kiss Kiss Kiss” and having your BF feature in it, thats gotta be a jinx (Cough-Alec-Baldwin-and-Kim-Basinger-Saturday-night-live-on-Valentines-day-Cough).
Never was there a more random piece of News, one of the main singers of SNSD and one of the worst singers in Kpop, Jessica, who is well known for her “Sica Effect” is doing a Musical? ( The “Sica effect” is pretty much the effect of hearing her nasally annoying voice and as a result getting sick and going WTF?! How fitting).
I mean this is the chick that got upstaged by a Backup dancer, when she performed “NaengMyeon” with Park MyungSoo for the Infinity Challenge special CD performance. This is the girl that her “acting” portfolio consists of “cameo” appearances where other SM talents are doing barely-there supporting roles. This is the girl that only has two facial expressions, pissed off and freaky creepy “Nightmare before Christmas” grin.
If Yoona, aka emotionless cardboard cutout, or “inferius” as ShaBANG likes to call her (wiki it), is their so called “best actress”, then what on Gods Earth is the SICA gonna be? Speaking of HP, Lee SooMan should report to Harry Potter, he’s been a very bad Dark Lord.
Alien Flu has in fact already been spread, not by MiMi as we previously suspected, but by Lee SooMan in his lairs in KangNam overlooking the city for his next victims. By using an expensive Private Investigator we’ve discovered that he spreads it by post, in the form of a talcum powder like substance. That substance, once entered through the nose allows little aliens controlled by SM to take over and control your body and mind. Victims are mainly Casting Directors or Investors. Poor sods, I mean…
WHAT INVESTOR/CASTING DIRECTOR WOULD LET THAT TALENTLESS SKELETON STAR IN THEIR MUSICAL!?
It’s not like she has singing talent to begin with, it’s meant to have a lot of high notes and we all know she can’t hit them, and lip synching doesn’t help much cos she has the power to make the sound system skip with her evil glares.
And that’s performing one song, imagine an entire Musical.
Oh, what Musical you ask? Legally Blonde apparently… O_O
Shocks you, like a bullet to the brain, doesn’t it?
Any more information? I wouldn’t have any more, the idea of Jessica in a Musical is nonsensical enough as is, if you want more info do your own research or head on to “news sites”.
I guess this is a good thing too… Getting revenge in Korea has never been this easy. Buy a ticket and hand it over in an envelope with directions to all your enemies. Simple, 2 hours of visual and auditory torture and it’s completely legal.
Mr King PIMP Lee SooMan, biggest shareholder/Founder of Slave Management Entertainment is living the high life in KangNam baby!
Oh what a coinkidink! ShaBANG and I live in the same building, you’re the newbie on the 15th floor I gather…? We’ll come by soon with our muffin basket…
He’s got himself some killer pad there, it doubles as an office and he even bought two! It’s really nice to see such insanely rich people get even richer in this dratted economy, even when their companies are in the red!
And SM has the gall to claim that poor old them haven’t been getting that much money back since the DBSK boys kept them in debt while they were training.
Bloodsuckers the lot of you!
Haven’t we seen this pool before? With badly CGed ducks and a Geum JanDi in it?!
Lee SooMan reminds me of those crazy rich fools that don’t know what to do with their money, this pool here was in Boys Over Flowers… LSM either watched the show, was enraptured and just had to get the same pool, or he coincidentally bought an identical replica of it. Cos it seems that SM suddenly seem to have this obsession with the show (f5(x) anyone?). Either that or someone is just playing us for fools.
Buying wine, travelling the world, plopping out groups like they’re…GumBalls… Where the hell does SM and LSM get their money from? And who do they give it to, or where do they hide it? If you guys didn’t report a deficit for the last three years I wouldn’t bat an eyelid… Not to mention having a lawsuit going on right now against your biggest cashcows and your stock being as cheap as chips.
Nevertheless, can I take a dip in your pool newbie? Pretty please I’ll make you cookies next time.
I didn’t plan on having two posts back to back but….The new “girl” group f(x) have us all confused.
Firstly, I recognise none of them, secondly, the second person is definitely a boy, the middle chick forgot to wear her pants, and the poor girl on the far right wasn’t aware she was being photographed apparently.
And most of all, it looks like a bad knock off of this picture:
Main difference, none of the Kara girls look out of place and actually look good and professional.
Also turns out SM have their genius team of wonderment on the case with f(x),and have finally revealed the meaning of their name. And this is a big one folks, so get ready for this…
The F stands for FLOWER and the (X) stands for XX (female chromosomes). Sound familiar?
It looks like the folks at SM haven’t just been watching porn, no no, they’ve been busy keeping up with this years major trends… BOYS OVER FLOWERS!!! It’s not F4, it’s SMs very own (knock off again)F5, but to keep things somewhat comprehensive, they decided to drop the number, add in brackets and an X for the genial code XX. Problem is…. I’m pretty sure they’re not all female!
Oh yes…. this person has the netizens all going la la:
“Amber” (1992) is clearly a disguise of this wayward young male soloist not finding his true place in KPop. Ladies and Gentlemen, CheongLim:
But Amber looks manlier. O_O
If she has his seriously deep voice we know where he’s run off to. Or Amber is just his younger brother.
Here come the rest of the individual shots: Victoria wearing the running theme accessory pompoms/baubles!
Luna…. No one knows anything about her, including her age….
Krystal.
And I knew lots more pics would come out for her… And I think she’s absolutely adorable: Sulli.
Seeing their faces makes me more awkward about their dirty prostiution themed teaser “movie”.
They’re also focused on the fashion part of the genre, I wonder where we’ve heard that before (cough SHINee Cough)? SM should really start to market people as originals instead of female counterparts of.
Their showcase is set for September 2nd, and here’s to hoping we won’t hear about them again until then. But that’s seriously unlikely, I’m waiting for Amber to come out and confess her/his/it’s true sex!
And I am so not digging the fact that the main reason people are talking about them is because one member seems like a confused him-she. Mind you I’m not really looking forward to them much, anyone buzzed?
(I’m aware that another name thing of theirs is to be able to adapt to any style, but that’s just so cliched that I poopooed it instantly).
Apparently SM churns out the groups like they do bad excuses. Easily and out of nowhere.
^^Damn Krsytal, that is some beak. No wonder they gave you a mask for Juliette.
Words cannot fully describe what I thought of this video teaser… I was mostly thinking “WTF I’m on Krystal meth” (geddit?), and even if I was high why would I imagine an intro that sounds like another porn teaser (cough SNSDs Genie cough). SM seriously listen to some real music for once, watching porn does not constitute as “research”.
Then there’s the opening where it looks like G-Dragon made a cameo as a pimp surrounded by his Hoes. Classy!! I’m guessing you were inspired by Jewelry’s latest irony theme. Then the music starts and on comes that bad dancing, one forward flip and a dark street in front of a theatre (which I’m guessing is their workplace).
“Hey there soldier!”
I’m lost, really, cos I figured I would give SM some credit, and since they have NOONE PROMOTING right now, so they’re pretty much free (besides their legal department), they would make this something decent.
And um… two of them are 15, one is 15 and the others still 14?! Surely the whole prostitution theme is a little bit inappropriate…And plus, SNSD already have those grounds covered (Tell THEM your wish, not the minors).
I may be overreacting but whatever, a company like SM with their experience with the market and large production staff and marketing team should have made a better job with this. Rather than make a member pretty much look and sound like a confused hermaphrodite surrounded by leather clad ladies. And the dancing is so much of a SHINee rip off, recycling, nice. While SHINee can dance these girls can…. do what exactly? Lacha tata?
Even though the first impression was a disaster, I’m still going to give these girls a chance. Ahh right their called f(x) (에프엑스), as in fox or fix or whatever it’s hard to care with that monstrosity of a teaser debut.
For those who do care, Victoria Song (1987):
She seems like the oldest, she has experience in both China and Korea as a CF model and featured in Super Junior Ms “U” and SHINees debut song “Noona is so Pretty”. And this Chinese lass is quite the pretty one.
Krystal Jung (1994):
The one that’s pretty much has a lot of the spotlight right now, SNSDs Jessicas little sister. Also known as the “pretty one”, and the “scandal-less one” in the Jung Family. No matter what, I see her as quite plain and the only thing that sticks out to me is her nose… It looks like it can poke someones eye out, sister should be careful when she’s dancing, or flailing her arms and legs wildly like they do in the teaser.
Sulli (1994):
For the Child actress member, it’s quite interesting to see only this picture being spread around for the time being, expect to see more soon. But I can’t help but think of a sentence in an English Drama I once watched, “Oh dear I think he just sullied his pants”… :/ I may just think of that every time I see her now…
And the other two are oh so mysterious… Amber and Luna… ^^ is that SHINees MinHo at the top left?
Asia Pop Dance Group!
AHAHAHAH, getting far too ahead of yourselves darlings! A Chinese member or two doesn’t make you that well rounded, and to be a dance group I have to, at least, be impressed by their dance abilities.
I. am. so. sick. and. tired. of. girl. groups. WHY!?
But does this mean they’re going to ship SNSD somewhere else? I vote China. LOL.
That is, if you’re bothered, cos goodness knows I wasn’t.
Still love her though.
