We all had our theories where he’s been (I thought he was probably hiking in Japan donning intense facial hair as a disguise with his dad) and we’ll never truly know what he was up to… Unless you’re a fan with that info, unfortunately I don’t actually bother in getting all the details, so I make up my own theories.

Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s Xiah Junsu.

Yunho has been acting in his drama with Go ARa “Heading to the Ground” (I hope it wasn’t a premonition about the ratings, hooha!).

ChangMin has his own drama in the works with SMs other actress that wasn’t tied up with Yunhos drama, Lee YeonHee.

JaeJoong and Yoochun have a single out in Japan that’s recently been topping the charts.

And no ones told us what Dolphin boy was up to…

So, is it a cardboard cutout, really good animatronics, awesome lookalike or the boy himself? You decide.

With that look on his face, I’m assuming the most likely theory is probably true… Poor Junsu was sent to Lee SooMans KangNam lair to smush grapes up for his custom wines… Someone should take off his socks to check if they’re maroon.

Those pics are from the Mirotic ShangHai concert on the 2nd and it went along without incident except for a specific alien friend that was sent to the hospital for minor head wounds…

JaeJoong I know you like your photo ops but I think you dropped your little friend ET on your way up…

Yay for lame jokes!

And on another note, I hope everyone had a wonderful Chuseok and that you haven’t been extra exploited in this holiday by being female and getting dressed in men’s clothing for extra exposure!! D:

Victoria on the far left has an egg head :O and Krystal in the middle looks a little like Yoon EunHye

Wear a Beehive as a hat…

Pop my eardrums with a toothpick…

…Than watch Jessica of SNSD do a LIVE Musical.

Jessica and Kim DongWook will be “starring”

Never was there a more random piece of News, one of the main singers of SNSD and one of the worst singers in Kpop, Jessica, who is well known for her “Sica Effect” is doing a Musical? ( The “Sica effect” is pretty much the effect of hearing her nasally annoying voice and as a result getting sick and going WTF?! How fitting).

I mean this is the chick that got upstaged by a Backup dancer, when she performed “NaengMyeon” with Park MyungSoo for the Infinity Challenge special CD performance. This is the girl that her “acting” portfolio consists of “cameo” appearances where other SM talents are doing barely-there supporting roles. This is the girl that only has two facial expressions, pissed off and freaky creepy “Nightmare before Christmas” grin.

If Yoona, aka emotionless cardboard cutout, or “inferius” as ShaBANG likes to call her (wiki it), is their so called “best actress”, then what on Gods Earth is the SICA gonna be? Speaking of HP, Lee SooMan should report to Harry Potter, he’s been a very bad Dark Lord.

Alien Flu has in fact already been spread, not by MiMi as we previously suspected, but by Lee SooMan in his lairs in KangNam overlooking the city for his next victims. By using an expensive Private Investigator we’ve discovered that he spreads it by post, in the form of a talcum powder like substance.  That substance, once entered through the nose allows little aliens controlled by SM to take over and control your body and mind. Victims are mainly Casting Directors or Investors. Poor sods, I mean…

WHAT INVESTOR/CASTING DIRECTOR WOULD LET THAT TALENTLESS SKELETON STAR IN THEIR MUSICAL!?

It’s not like she has singing talent to begin with, it’s meant to have a lot of high notes and we all know she can’t hit them, and lip synching doesn’t help much cos she has the power to make the sound system skip with her evil glares.

And that’s performing one song, imagine an entire Musical.

Oh, what Musical you ask? Legally Blonde apparently… O_O

Shocks you, like a bullet to the brain, doesn’t it?

Any more information? I wouldn’t have any more, the idea of Jessica in a Musical is nonsensical enough as is, if you want more info do your own research or head on to “news sites”.

I guess this is a good thing too… Getting revenge in Korea has never been this easy. Buy a ticket and hand it over in an envelope with directions to all your enemies. Simple, 2 hours of visual and auditory torture and it’s completely legal.