Never was there a more random piece of News, one of the main singers of SNSD and one of the worst singers in Kpop, Jessica, who is well known for her “Sica Effect” is doing a Musical? ( The “Sica effect” is pretty much the effect of hearing her nasally annoying voice and as a result getting sick and going WTF?! How fitting).
I mean this is the chick that got upstaged by a Backup dancer, when she performed “NaengMyeon” with Park MyungSoo for the Infinity Challenge special CD performance. This is the girl that her “acting” portfolio consists of “cameo” appearances where other SM talents are doing barely-there supporting roles. This is the girl that only has two facial expressions, pissed off and freaky creepy “Nightmare before Christmas” grin.
If Yoona, aka emotionless cardboard cutout, or “inferius” as ShaBANG likes to call her (wiki it), is their so called “best actress”, then what on Gods Earth is the SICA gonna be? Speaking of HP, Lee SooMan should report to Harry Potter, he’s been a very bad Dark Lord.
Alien Flu has in fact already been spread, not by MiMi as we previously suspected, but by Lee SooMan in his lairs in KangNam overlooking the city for his next victims. By using an expensive Private Investigator we’ve discovered that he spreads it by post, in the form of a talcum powder like substance. That substance, once entered through the nose allows little aliens controlled by SM to take over and control your body and mind. Victims are mainly Casting Directors or Investors. Poor sods, I mean…
WHAT INVESTOR/CASTING DIRECTOR WOULD LET THAT TALENTLESS SKELETON STAR IN THEIR MUSICAL!?
It’s not like she has singing talent to begin with, it’s meant to have a lot of high notes and we all know she can’t hit them, and lip synching doesn’t help much cos she has the power to make the sound system skip with her evil glares.
And that’s performing one song, imagine an entire Musical.
Oh, what Musical you ask? Legally Blonde apparently… O_O
Shocks you, like a bullet to the brain, doesn’t it?
Any more information? I wouldn’t have any more, the idea of Jessica in a Musical is nonsensical enough as is, if you want more info do your own research or head on to “news sites”.
I guess this is a good thing too… Getting revenge in Korea has never been this easy. Buy a ticket and hand it over in an envelope with directions to all your enemies. Simple, 2 hours of visual and auditory torture and it’s completely legal.
Something one has to get acquainted with when in to K-Entertainment is how “close” men are. Boys are of course, much more comfortable with their male friends rather than female, and skinship is more accepted with two men rather than a man and woman. That probably comes from the crazy jealousy that girls do get every once in a while, when they see a guy they like coercing and getting touched up by another female.
Nevertheless, it is so much more mainstream and acceptable seeing something like this in Korea than say in some places in the West…
Infinity Challenge has had some experience in broadcasting such scenes, and HyunDong and HongChul have even done the double….
Super Junior did the same thing on their “Exploring the Human Body” show, so Infinity Challenge aren’t craving for some man action…Or…
Are…
They…?
Luckily, all men involved are in committed heterosexual relationships at time of print, coincidence or not? Perhaps it can be seen as a sign for potential mates?
Someone should have told 2PMs Park JaeBom that male skinship is greatly encouraged, for Idols especially, before he joined JYP.