Slave Managment Entertainment has done it again!
When I first heard the news I really scoffed, thinking it was something that fans thought up and were in denial.
Then it turned out that SM were trying desperately to get some money out of DBSK in this so-called legal crisis. This years SMTown is just the boys, with DBSK, Super Junior and SHINee, apparently they’re the only ones that get along. 
They even made sure to take out our favorite failures SNSD (not that we’re complaining. Halloween is more their market, with all of them being your worst nightmare in a dark alley and amongst their fellow demons). It’s sad that they also made sure that CSJH the Grace weren’t involved (what are they doing now anyway? They’re free damnit) and Asian sensation BoA whose doing A-Nation soon. Let’s not forget underrated diva Zhang LiYin.
So, can you really call it SMTown if half of them and all the ones with oestrogen wont be in it? And I’m pretty sure Kibum will be a no show again… But this is easy, there’s no need for performances or an MV, just a recording.
Watch out fangirls, they’ll be physically stealing your wallets later.
Check out the cheesy summer track and laugh your ass off at how pathetic SM has become. And don’t think we haven’t read the seriously crazy news SM has thrown out about them giving DBSK 40% of profits and their promotional activities abroad getting them 70%… Yeah, show us the figures and then we’ll see if we believe you. Cos you are so trustworthy with all your big stars leaving you at their peak! HAH!
Yeah I cringed through it, Amigo!
It’s like a mixture of Suju-Hs “Cooking Cooking” and DBSKs track for that Japanese theme park, the one about a box or sheep or something. No wonder DBSK cancelled the jacket shooting, saved their dignity a bit, or so they thought…
Pink Pokemon, really?!
My favorite part, Yoochuns…
Seaside, thats right! People love each other, take a ride.
Hot girl, please dont take off. Bring your make up, move your hot butt. Yeah!
Anyone feel like they’re being played for fools? Here’s some man flesh, give me all your monies!
