f(x) new teaser:

WTF? I’m speechless.

P.s. The song sounds crap. T_T Could this get any more disappointing?

She’s possessing Song HyeGyo!

Tell me she doesn’t look like estranged singer IVY? ( Who is meant to be coming back this October, alongside rival  Lee HyoRi)

I have a strong suspicion that IVY has taken up black magic and has possessed the sweetie pie that is Song HyeGyo.  After all her actions recently have been quite peculiar… Not the dating part, but the openly dating a hot stud of a man, HyunBin, and being OK with everyone knowing.

Nonetheless, she still looks good and I fairly like these shots of her in HIGH CUT.

I liked her more “experimentative” spreads that she’s been doing lately, but she looks good no matter what.

HyeGyo, “Worlds Within” was a crap drama, I really really tried to continue to watch it/like it, but at least you got a man out of it, a hot one at that.

That’s why there’s not enough CDs to go around!

It took a while to see his comeback stage and it’s interesting to see what the Malfoy lover and company YG would churn out for his debut stage as a “brand new GD”, all by HIMSELF, he’s all by HIMSELF!

G-Dracogons comeback was slated for an SBS InkiGayo stage and unluckily for his fans, it’s the last music show of the week.

I LOVE THE RUNNING MAN!

Honestly, I wasn’t that big on the song when it first came out, but the more I hear it, the more I catch myself singing the chorus, including my little sister. Many a time have we run in on each other going “no waay, no waaaaaaaaaay”, and the running man is the most fun move to do, especially when you’re jogging (Yes, not original, but fun). It’s good to see the 80s keep having a large impact on today’s youth, as long as they keep away from the hair. No mullets please. I enjoyed the performance, it’s good to see an artist so involved in their performances, I give props to YG for allowing him to do his own thing. It’s most likely because G-Draco has a lot of involvement in making the music.  (I wouldn’t want SeungRi for instance, dealing with choreo or art direction. That is just my personal opinion).

I do have a suggestion though, I understand the apple influence comes from the similarity of it to the human heart.  Yet there’s always better, less mainstream fruits that could deliver the same message. May I put the poor unpopular fig in to the mix? It’s uncommon, underrated and looks like a heart when you cut it open, perhaps it would add a little more originality to the stage as well?  On stage it would be cool to even squash one in your hand and suck its tasty juices G-Draco… If that is your thing….

And freaky dear, freaky having dancers wear moulds of your face in the first half of the performance. O_O

I could be GDs psychiatrist! He reminds me a lot of my Psycho-Analysis 101 classes. He’s so easy to read and can make complex emotions ever so simple. “Breathe” was worked as an art work on stage, him in bed being suffocated and feeling like the walls are closing in on him.  It started getting a little long though after the intro cut, I feel bad for the people made to do the hand and body prints on the “elastic wall” or whatever, must have gotten tiring.  It looked like a mental institute the more it went on, all the white, GDs facial expressions made it look like a mental pateints’ fantasy.   Still fun I guess, although not as “dreamlike” as may have been intended.

By the by, the set was seriously falling a part by the end of that second performance.

I’m not keen on some tracks in the album, “Heartbreaker”, is the best for me. Some just seem so pretentious but pretentious pretty much stems from cliche, still valid emotions, so I’m gonna let this lad get away with it. It is his first baby being the “new GD” (which so stands for G-Draco), and I thought it would be fun to critique his first performance.

I’m really looking forward to it though, it’s nice to have a “performer” on stage that wants to best represent his/her music. You don’t find them a lot on the mainstream unfortunately.

Ever since he landed on Earth a few hundred years ago, Andre Kim leapt out of his Space Pod and tried to introduce his very own “style” to the world.  After a couple hundred years without catching on, he moved to Korea where he was welcomed with open arms.

And he is there to this day, wearing the same outfit he did when he graced the planet all those centuries ago.  And finally, everyone is starting to wear clothes that are just so ginormous you could have a monkey friend or three stashed inside. Don’t be fooled by the Mass Media, Hip Hop did not start that trend, Andre Kim did.

Every year he has a “Fashion Show” made of last years house curtains in the exact style as the last, but no one has caught on yet… Most importantly, people are rocking his style and I’m sure he’s ecstatic about it…

Zhang Ziyi looks like she’s Andre’s Queen, and that she inspired this outfit that Lee HyoRi wore a few days ago for the Mnet 20’s Choice:

Don’t tell me that “alien” isn’t the word to describe Hyoris outfit?  She can be Andres dear Mistress…

And JYP his protege:

JYP has always been perverse “daring” with his “Fashion Choices”, perhaps he can take over when Andre Kim returns to his own Galaxy.

JYP even made sure to make the 2PM boys pay a homage to the King Alien by making them all wear strange white outfits for the Mnet 20’s Choice, while WooYoung almost has an exact replica of his Hyungs Idol.

Check out WooYoungs tribute without all the space up top…

And it isn’t the first time he’s done it either….

I’m sure you’ve seen other K-Celebs sporting similar styles, post a link to a pic and we’ll upload it here. That is, if you’re bothered, cos goodness knows I wasn’t.

Someone needs to take F.T. Islands stylist out to the alleyway and give him/her the thousand years of pain poke up the A-Hole.

Because when I saw this picture I thought it was a new girl group.

Flower Tea Island?

Yes, that IS F.T. Island, it wasn’t bad enough that their hairstyles are horrible they had to give them ugly clothes that made them look like girls.

The Newbie on the far left is wearing a SKIRT, alien next to him has pants on that makes him look like he has hips… It’s an S-Line but it seems to have creeped up out of nowhere.  The others look somewhat okay even though they’re wearing white plastic pants, but in comparison to noob and alien anyone will look good.

Poor boys. If they switch newbie with Amber she’ll probably be more comfortable there. And vice versa.

Charity to the homeless.

HOBO

Next time you pass one by, give a little, you could be the one who gives them their first leg up.

Plus, you never know….. They could look like/be Jang GeunSuk.

Oh ho ho, sparked your interest have I?

Cleans up well, don’t he?

But, damn, if you’re trying to save up on haircuts, I’ll do it for free, GeunSuk. You freakin’ need it.

Rain, currently promoting his Japanese Tour “Legend of Rainism” (LOL) recently showed up on a Japanese show on Fuji TV with a look that resembled that of a ragged chihuahua (?).

Major downgrade from his look in “Rainism”, the song was crap but the look was HOT.

To..

At least Ajjumah looks happy.

Was I the only one that was “O__o”ing while he was biting his lip looking at that tiny ajoushi? ^^;

But I must say I agree with some netizen who said:

Hwang ChanSung + Lee JunHo?

WORD.

Call me fickle, but now I think its kinda cute… But I don’t know if “Cute” is what he wants when hes performing something like “Rainism”.

Choose a card, any card

If the 2PM-2AM collabo parody of the Brown Eyed Girls’ “Abracadabra” (Dirty Eyed Girls) was a cheap gay mans fantasy, than this must be what Jewelrys, polar opposite, straight womans fantasy must look like.

Oh, having fun with male models half-naked (and of course being half naked yourself), what do you call that? Oh yes! Sopistocated ReAOW-loaded.

Check out the sophisticated, high class ladies’ (everyday) solo pictures:

JungAh looking like she dressed out of Andre Kims closet.

“Pure” InYoung taking off her clothes (I can see her panties), I love this chick for the lulz. She’s so full of crap, incase you didn’t know shes the one who belts out “I’m a high class lady everyday” Still love her though.

Baby J’s (Or as I like to call her, freaky baby) got some Star Wars Barbie dolls on her head. Yeah, uh… woah.

EunJung actually looks really sweet here.

I actully like the song, but I feel like I might get sick of it quickly, so I’m just gonna look forward to their performances cos’ at least I know these women can bring it to the stage.

O_O

You have a man.

Whoopty doo da.

I mean, I was totally happy for Hwayobi when I found out she was dating Untouchables‘ Sleepy. But you know how you start off with “aww, sweet” and then you keep seeing their public displays of affection, speaking about each other on every interview/TV appearence and even featuring on each others tracks, you just end up going ” STFU already” or “DAMN! Get a room”.

I mean, I think we get the message…. you’re dating.

And calling your song “Kiss Kiss Kiss” and having your BF feature in it, thats gotta be a jinx (Cough-Alec-Baldwin-and-Kim-Basinger-Saturday-night-live-on-Valentines-day-Cough).

Eat my own liver…

Wear a Beehive as a hat…

Pop my eardrums with a toothpick…

…Than watch Jessica of SNSD do a LIVE Musical.

Jessica and Kim DongWook will be “starring”

Never was there a more random piece of News, one of the main singers of SNSD and one of the worst singers in Kpop, Jessica, who is well known for her “Sica Effect” is doing a Musical? ( The “Sica effect” is pretty much the effect of hearing her nasally annoying voice and as a result getting sick and going WTF?! How fitting).

I mean this is the chick that got upstaged by a Backup dancer, when she performed “NaengMyeon” with Park MyungSoo for the Infinity Challenge special CD performance. This is the girl that her “acting” portfolio consists of “cameo” appearances where other SM talents are doing barely-there supporting roles. This is the girl that only has two facial expressions, pissed off and freaky creepy “Nightmare before Christmas” grin.

If Yoona, aka emotionless cardboard cutout, or “inferius” as ShaBANG likes to call her (wiki it), is their so called “best actress”, then what on Gods Earth is the SICA gonna be? Speaking of HP, Lee SooMan should report to Harry Potter, he’s been a very bad Dark Lord.

Alien Flu has in fact already been spread, not by MiMi as we previously suspected, but by Lee SooMan in his lairs in KangNam overlooking the city for his next victims. By using an expensive Private Investigator we’ve discovered that he spreads it by post, in the form of a talcum powder like substance.  That substance, once entered through the nose allows little aliens controlled by SM to take over and control your body and mind. Victims are mainly Casting Directors or Investors. Poor sods, I mean…

WHAT INVESTOR/CASTING DIRECTOR WOULD LET THAT TALENTLESS SKELETON STAR IN THEIR MUSICAL!?

It’s not like she has singing talent to begin with, it’s meant to have a lot of high notes and we all know she can’t hit them, and lip synching doesn’t help much cos she has the power to make the sound system skip with her evil glares.

And that’s performing one song, imagine an entire Musical.

Oh, what Musical you ask? Legally Blonde apparently… O_O

Shocks you, like a bullet to the brain, doesn’t it?

Any more information? I wouldn’t have any more, the idea of Jessica in a Musical is nonsensical enough as is, if you want more info do your own research or head on to “news sites”.

I guess this is a good thing too… Getting revenge in Korea has never been this easy. Buy a ticket and hand it over in an envelope with directions to all your enemies. Simple, 2 hours of visual and auditory torture and it’s completely legal.