And I’m not extra sensitive cos I’m squeaky clean right now.
I’ve been waiting to watch this 2AM - 2PM(OneDay) parody ever since I heard it was coming. Why? Because anything gender bending becomes GOLD with Jo Kwon involved.
I personally don’t like it when boys do girl songs and end up looking like fools, but this was different from day 1. Brown Eyed Girls‘ “Abracadabra” was the target and the raunchiness seemed to fit the boys well… That and the whole thing was just so nasty it was good.
I want to officially declare my love for Jo Kwon and his outright shamelessness. Brother does not give a damn what you think and he’ll do what he likes, even if JinYoung Hyung isn’t impressed. He shimmies, he swings those hips and he shakes harder than a second class Egyptian belly dancer, and you’re gonna like it!
Magnae ChanSung works it and disturbs me a little, TaecYeon should seriously BURN those zebra print y-pants, they may be comfortable when you dance but not to wash on camera. SeulOng…OMG. Just OMG. I really really want his lipgloss. WooYoung played up his bizarrely natural Ssanti-ness, making cheap look cheaper in what looks like, pretty much, a cheap Gay Fantasy.
BEG show up in the end, as well as 2PM members Junho, JaeBom and Nichkhun, but noone can take the limelight away from Jo Kwon, who obviously owned this entire thing and the rest are so his biatches.
Funny how 2PM are the dance group but 2AM ended up being the more entertaining dancers. I don’t want to see them have another go at this cos I felt dirty through out, but this was just such LOLS, I’ve probably seen it three times now and will probably watch it again.
Mr King PIMP Lee SooMan, biggest shareholder/Founder of Slave Management Entertainment is living the high life in KangNam baby!
Oh what a coinkidink! ShaBANG and I live in the same building, you’re the newbie on the 15th floor I gather…? We’ll come by soon with our muffin basket…
He’s got himself some killer pad there, it doubles as an office and he even bought two! It’s really nice to see such insanely rich people get even richer in this dratted economy, even when their companies are in the red!
And SM has the gall to claim that poor old them haven’t been getting that much money back since the DBSK boys kept them in debt while they were training.
Bloodsuckers the lot of you!
Haven’t we seen this pool before? With badly CGed ducks and a Geum JanDi in it?!
Lee SooMan reminds me of those crazy rich fools that don’t know what to do with their money, this pool here was in Boys Over Flowers… LSM either watched the show, was enraptured and just had to get the same pool, or he coincidentally bought an identical replica of it. Cos it seems that SM suddenly seem to have this obsession with the show (f5(x) anyone?). Either that or someone is just playing us for fools.
Buying wine, travelling the world, plopping out groups like they’re…GumBalls… Where the hell does SM and LSM get their money from? And who do they give it to, or where do they hide it? If you guys didn’t report a deficit for the last three years I wouldn’t bat an eyelid… Not to mention having a lawsuit going on right now against your biggest cashcows and your stock being as cheap as chips.
Nevertheless, can I take a dip in your pool newbie? Pretty please I’ll make you cookies next time.
I didn’t plan on having two posts back to back but….The new “girl” group f(x) have us all confused.
Firstly, I recognise none of them, secondly, the second person is definitely a boy, the middle chick forgot to wear her pants, and the poor girl on the far right wasn’t aware she was being photographed apparently.
And most of all, it looks like a bad knock off of this picture:
Main difference, none of the Kara girls look out of place and actually look good and professional.
Also turns out SM have their genius team of wonderment on the case with f(x),and have finally revealed the meaning of their name. And this is a big one folks, so get ready for this…
The F stands for FLOWER and the (X) stands for XX (female chromosomes). Sound familiar?
It looks like the folks at SM haven’t just been watching porn, no no, they’ve been busy keeping up with this years major trends… BOYS OVER FLOWERS!!! It’s not F4, it’s SMs very own (knock off again)F5, but to keep things somewhat comprehensive, they decided to drop the number, add in brackets and an X for the genial code XX. Problem is…. I’m pretty sure they’re not all female!
Oh yes…. this person has the netizens all going la la:
“Amber” (1992) is clearly a disguise of this wayward young male soloist not finding his true place in KPop. Ladies and Gentlemen, CheongLim:
But Amber looks manlier. O_O
If she has his seriously deep voice we know where he’s run off to. Or Amber is just his younger brother.
Here come the rest of the individual shots: Victoria wearing the running theme accessory pompoms/baubles!
Luna…. No one knows anything about her, including her age….
Krystal.
And I knew lots more pics would come out for her… And I think she’s absolutely adorable: Sulli.
Seeing their faces makes me more awkward about their dirty prostiution themed teaser “movie”.
They’re also focused on the fashion part of the genre, I wonder where we’ve heard that before (cough SHINee Cough)? SM should really start to market people as originals instead of female counterparts of.
Their showcase is set for September 2nd, and here’s to hoping we won’t hear about them again until then. But that’s seriously unlikely, I’m waiting for Amber to come out and confess her/his/it’s true sex!
And I am so not digging the fact that the main reason people are talking about them is because one member seems like a confused him-she. Mind you I’m not really looking forward to them much, anyone buzzed?
(I’m aware that another name thing of theirs is to be able to adapt to any style, but that’s just so cliched that I poopooed it instantly).
Apparently SM churns out the groups like they do bad excuses. Easily and out of nowhere.
^^Damn Krsytal, that is some beak. No wonder they gave you a mask for Juliette.
Words cannot fully describe what I thought of this video teaser… I was mostly thinking “WTF I’m on Krystal meth” (geddit?), and even if I was high why would I imagine an intro that sounds like another porn teaser (cough SNSDs Genie cough). SM seriously listen to some real music for once, watching porn does not constitute as “research”.
Then there’s the opening where it looks like G-Dragon made a cameo as a pimp surrounded by his Hoes. Classy!! I’m guessing you were inspired by Jewelry’s latest irony theme. Then the music starts and on comes that bad dancing, one forward flip and a dark street in front of a theatre (which I’m guessing is their workplace).
“Hey there soldier!”
I’m lost, really, cos I figured I would give SM some credit, and since they have NOONE PROMOTING right now, so they’re pretty much free (besides their legal department), they would make this something decent.
And um… two of them are 15, one is 15 and the others still 14?! Surely the whole prostitution theme is a little bit inappropriate…And plus, SNSD already have those grounds covered (Tell THEM your wish, not the minors).
I may be overreacting but whatever, a company like SM with their experience with the market and large production staff and marketing team should have made a better job with this. Rather than make a member pretty much look and sound like a confused hermaphrodite surrounded by leather clad ladies. And the dancing is so much of a SHINee rip off, recycling, nice. While SHINee can dance these girls can…. do what exactly? Lacha tata?
Even though the first impression was a disaster, I’m still going to give these girls a chance. Ahh right their called f(x) (에프엑스), as in fox or fix or whatever it’s hard to care with that monstrosity of a teaser debut.
For those who do care, Victoria Song (1987):
She seems like the oldest, she has experience in both China and Korea as a CF model and featured in Super Junior Ms “U” and SHINees debut song “Noona is so Pretty”. And this Chinese lass is quite the pretty one.
Krystal Jung (1994):
The one that’s pretty much has a lot of the spotlight right now, SNSDs Jessicas little sister. Also known as the “pretty one”, and the “scandal-less one” in the Jung Family. No matter what, I see her as quite plain and the only thing that sticks out to me is her nose… It looks like it can poke someones eye out, sister should be careful when she’s dancing, or flailing her arms and legs wildly like they do in the teaser.
Sulli (1994):
For the Child actress member, it’s quite interesting to see only this picture being spread around for the time being, expect to see more soon. But I can’t help but think of a sentence in an English Drama I once watched, “Oh dear I think he just sullied his pants”… :/ I may just think of that every time I see her now…
And the other two are oh so mysterious… Amber and Luna… ^^ is that SHINees MinHo at the top left?
Asia Pop Dance Group!
AHAHAHAH, getting far too ahead of yourselves darlings! A Chinese member or two doesn’t make you that well rounded, and to be a dance group I have to, at least, be impressed by their dance abilities.
I. am. so. sick. and. tired. of. girl. groups. WHY!?
But does this mean they’re going to ship SNSD somewhere else? I vote China. LOL.
This years’ Uhm JungHwa and T.O.P collabo (do the Disco!), Diva Baek JiYoung and newbie 2PM TaecYeon have been keeping people boogying in their seats and clubs ever since the release of the tasty new track “My Ears Candy”.
Although they’re supposed to look like they’re insanely attracted to each other, when I saw the pictures that JiYoung put up on her homepage I couldn’t help but think they were related…
They have the same eyes!
And then there’s the typical dinner pic…The Samgyeopsal celebratory party, probably had after the filming of the awkward MV: “Eeemonim make sure it’s tasty!”
Awwww… it looks like Eemo JiYoung is cooking up the samgyeopsal well for her nephew Taec. So sweet. ^_^
And yes I actually do adore Baek JiYoung and she made us all aware that she needs the money with this new album. Poor darling has to use the underground for travel… The morning commute is always a bother
JiYoung actually had herself some fun travelling on the trains with all the “normal” people and not to be outdone, our Super Juniors’ ShinDong made a post saying that he can do it too! He looks like he’s taking the piss, lol.
Recently a picture has surfaced of the middle Jonas Brother and his birthday party.
Some people were observant enough to realise a strange alien woman watching from afar behind a clever disguise…. Assorted color balloons!
And who was that clever lass? None other than MiMi of the Wonder Gurls Girls: if that doesn’t scream stalker behaviour, I don’t know what does.
No one else could have that strange hairstyle, and no other so called “human” can pull it off but SunMi, aka Agent MiMi, Jonas Brother stalker.
Could she be hired out by Joe’s estranged ex-lover Katy Perry? Could she be admiring him from afar? Or could she, which is the most unlikely option, be invited?
Or worse yet, crashed the party with some balloons inhabited by tiny alien monsters ready to infest the world with Alien Flu?
Hey, hey! It’s me, Just Dandy! SYP’s latest addition to the craziness hereonwith. Unlike Fabia.O and Shabang, I tend to say things more bluntly and not have a care with all the *bleeps* and the *bleeps* that some *bleeps* have to say.
So, let’s get it on!~
We all know Kim Bum’s latest action drama, DREAM, started airing a couple of days ago. And while our resident ex-BOF playboy/hottie seems to have channeled a Goo Joon Pyo during this drama (who knew he had that MUCH hair!), it seems that his acting skills still left little to be desired.
A half naked Kim Bum? Sure why not. But what the heck was that kiss supposed be?? At least Son Dambi managed to pucker up… a bit. Too bad all she got was a smiley-faced, closed mouth, carcass. And to top it all off, the director decided to go in for a closer shot, leaving viewers with a WTF? expression on their faces afterwards.
Makes one wonder how he does it in real life. Or maybe, after 21 years and 6 dramas, he has yet to learn the art of acting kissing? Hmmm…
Every time it comes to the weekend, I, like any other socially active human being, gets a little busy. And so, I miss out on a lot of the news that come up from Thursday to Sunday, and it seems like this week there’s a lot of delinquency about while the Fabia.O has been away.
PUBLIC INDECENY AND JUVENILE DELINQUENCY!
Tut tut tut to all the little kids who’ve gone mad with all the public attention and in some cases, adoration. Seems like they’re lashing out to the world, clear signs of some much needed mental health. And she’s done it in forms of indecent animated animal exposure… “Hey Doggy, I can see Uranus!”
Ok, firstly, I thank 2NE1s Minzy for ruining one of my favorite tv shows as a toddler…. There goes the happy warm feelings of love they brought with their belly’s full of wonderment….There goes my young fantasies of travelling on rainbows with my furry friends… All because some people who have eyes of a hawk noticed a bear on a cloud being a little too happy… Thank you very much you inconsiderate fiends!
Then there’s evil monster that is Chansung of 2PM! What I’m worried about is the fact that Taec on the left looks like he’s smoking dope
Damn it, if there ever was a greater disguise than a cute tall bunny ban (boyman for long), this one is the bestest. 4 weeks ago or so, while on a stroll in the dirty streets of HongDae, ChanSung, on camera, dropped a dangerous missile of something unrecognisable. And just recently some bored netizens finally made their voices known with their sheer stubborness and made some random people who work in Mnet and JYPE apologise. I am so gonna twitter your ass straight Chansung. Via DIRECT MESSAGE! MOOHAHAH. And major major LOLS at the excuse that this was scripted and they went back and cleaned the area. LOL.
Whatever man, there are more important things in the world than Carebears who care too much and dropping some unidentifiable missile that no one noticed but one bored and overly attentive fan. Dude, go clean the streets yourselves if you’re so passionate about it.
Dang. Everyone knows that Seoul needs better care in the streets. Litter and Pollution is a major problem, go out there and rally about it if you care so much.
And that Carebear…. O_O
Oh yeah and P.S. I don’t care enough to even tag their names
These two chicks by the name of Twiny(is that their names?) were on some show and had a wardrobe malfunction and one twiny showed her twin titties a la Spring Break…. :O
No, I kid, it fell down from how intense her dance moves were… Worse part, no one noticed at the filming, it wasn’t until they looked over the tapes… I actually feel bad for them now, one thing, her shirt had nothing to cover and it travelled down and two, everyone knows cos someone was gracious enough to share the info.
Thank you very much you inconsiderate fiends!
